According to sources, KFed is currently in negotiations to sell a sex tape he made with Britney Spears for $50 million. One company in Arizona is willing to pay the fee. KFed is using the tape in negotiations with his ex. He’s willing to sell her the tape for $30 million and custody of their two sons.

The tape was filmed in the first few weeks they were together at the Beverly Hills Hotel. It shows Britney and KFed getting down and dirty with her performing several sexy acts on his nasty ass. A source said, “At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn’t keep their hands off each other. They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess.”

Play chess? Ok, this story has to be a falsity. These two dingbat can’t even play Go-Fish let alone, Chess. The same source claims that Kfed will do anything to get back at her and this is his ticket.

A source close to Britney said, “She is absolutely furious with Kevin, and knows a full-on sex video could almost certainly ruin her chance of a career come-back.

“They were made for the couple to watch in the privacy of their home. She never thought that he’d threaten to SELL them.”

The same source claims that the reason for their break-up is that Brit caught him with another woman. She is also sick of him cheating with hookers and his constant cocaine use.

This story comes from the News of the World so take it for what it’s worth. I think there’s some kind of clause in Britney’s prenup that states KFed cannot sell a tell-all about them nor do anything to hurt her career. I may be mistaken, but I’m pretty she has that shit.

I bet you Britney sucks at giving head.

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Anna Wintour and Vogue magazine have apparently turned down Britney Spear’s offer to appear on the cover with her new body. Brit had hoped that photos of her and son, Jayden James would appear in the magazine. A source said, “She really wanted the photos to run in Vogue, but they turned her down. She’s now reconsidering her options.”

She has been offered around $2 million for the photos by other publications, but won’t take any money. Why? Because she’ll have to give half to KFed.

Britney returned to her doofus ways on a hot night out in NYC on Friday. CVS bags, Santa hat, fugly outfit? Even her bodyguard is grossed out being seen with her.

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Denise Richards has apologized for throwing the laptop of a paparazzi over a balcony, hitting an elderly woman in the arm. She won’t face criminal charges. Denise claims she only threw one laptop and not two and she claims that it didn’t hit the old lady. She has already settled with the photographers.

She said, “I am not justifying my behavior. It was wrong. I saw one of the photographers, went up to him and offered to give him a few nice shots and asked him to please leave so we can focus on our scene. He wouldn’t and he got really belligerent and he was saying vulgar, nasty things to me and made a derogatory remark about my family. I just did what I did and I feel terrible.”

It’s funny, because this is probably the most publicity this piece of trash movie will receive. The 80-year-old lady that was hit is probably Pamela Anderson. I mean she did suffer a miscarriage. It makes sense to me!

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Edward Scissorhands the dance-musical will make its American debut in San Francisco tonight. Matthew Bourne has reimagined Tim Burton’s classic film for the stage. The show was a minor hit in London and producers are hoping to bring it to Broadway.

It is being described as, “Already a hit in London, Edward Scissorhands has toured Asia and the United Kingdom prior to making its North American premiere in San Francisco. A treat for the whole family, this touching and witty gothic fairytale tells the story of a boy created by an eccentric inventor. With only scissors for hands, Edward must find his place in a strange new suburban world where the well-meaning community struggles to see past his appearance to the innocence and gentleness within.”

I know I say this about a lot of things, but this looks like it will go best with a 16 oz. bottle of cheap vodka and some weed. I’m not sure what people are thinking these days, but what the hell? Theater is dead. Some other movie to stage productions in the works or already on board are Legally Blonde, High Fidelity, Heartbreakers, The Little Mermaid and Dirty Dancing.

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