Hugh Jackman’s beard needs trimming – Just Jared
Gwen Stefani’s new single – Popbytes
The stars come out for Borat – Mollygood
Elizabeth Hurley goes see-through – Hollywood Tuna
Jennifer Aniston makes her Broadway debut and really needed a comb – Egotastic!
The worst of the worst in Halloween costumes – Cityrag
Nicole Richie should focus on something on food and less on something called LC – Hollywood Rag
ScarJo’s full Allure spread – IDLYITW
Avril Lavigne is no model – A Socialite’s Life
Vanessa Manilliannilio is sleeping her way to the top – Popsugar
Because I love Danity Kane so much – Derek Hail

Lisa Rinna being a fug mess at the Camp Ronald McDonald Halloween Carnival on 10/22

TMZ solved the mystery of Britney Spears’ and KFed’s second child. There were rumors that it was a girl, but it’s a boy. Unfortunately, the name of the birth certificate, filed today, is Jayden James Federline NOT Sutton Pierce Federline. KFed signed the thing himself on September 13th. He can’t read too good, so SPF probably read him the details.

So there you go! Jayden James Federline it is! Click here to see the certificate, like you care.

Lindsay Blohan and James Burke had a little thing about six months ago. James, 20, and Blohan hooked up in NYC and were spotted making out and shit. I guess James comes recommended, because Courtney Love, 42, is now tapping the meat. The pair were seen together at Mr. Chow in Los Angeles and left kissing and holding hands.

A witness said, “They definitely looked like they were on a date, and they seemed really into each other.”

He’s fug and greasy. I’m glad that these Hollywood trolls keep it in the family though. It would gross me out just to think that I’m sucking a dick that was once in a firecrotch. I’d do it anyway though.

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Halle & Gabriel at “Paddle Out Protest”

Halle Berry and her boy-toy, Gabriel Aubry, are currently the hottest celeb couple right now. Yes, they probably have half a brain cell between them, but that doesn’t matter. My only question is…do you think he’s hung large? I say no. Unfortunately.

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Porn Star and daughter of California, Mary Carey has unfortunately dropped out of the California Governor race to care for her ill mother. Mary ran back in 2003 and lost out to Arnold Schwarzenegger by just a few hundred million votes. So close!

She will relocate to Florida and care for her mentally ill mother who is in critical condition after jumping off of a building. Mary said, “She’s schizophrenic and didn’t take her medication and jumped off a building “She broke both of her legs, shattered her feet and shattered four vertebrae in back It’s remarkable she survived As much as I want to help the state of California be a better place, I think it is more important to be with my mom and help her I am only 26 and have many more years to be involved in politics . For now I would just like to ask everyone to pray for a healthy recovery”

26 in dog years?! Mary is making the right choice. That sucks cause I can still vote in California and I was going to vote for her ass and I mean her ass, literally. My thoughts and prayers are with Mary and I’m sure the beautiful state of California will survive without her. Besides, there’s only room for one cocksucker (Arnold).

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