Jordan looks SO much smaller next to Harvey now that she’s had her implants removed! – NotOkay

Stepfanie Kramer

For David

Josh Henderson (25)
Ciara (21)
Adam Pascal (36)
Adam Goldberg (36)
David Furnish (44)
Nancy Cartwright (49)
Helen Reddy (65)

Parasite Hilton is such a good role model to young girls that she graces the cover of Seventeen magazine. Good move Atoosa. You dumb ass. Someone on ONTD (Where I got this from) said that this cat looks like it has downs. Even if he/she did have downs it would be still be a million times smarter than this skank. Even photoshop can’t fix her cum eye! It should say “Dress Like a Hooker with Autism” not “Dress Like a Celebrity!”

on Mel Gibson saving her from addiction:

“I kept slamming the door in his face. There were two drug people with me who wouldn’t leave so he couldn’t get me to rehab. But because of Mel, the drugs people ran off to have a cheeseburger with him, because he’s Mel, and then my drug minder Warren could get me into rehab.”

*Editor’s Note* I know that bitch is broke, but she needs to stop wearing her daughter’s dresses. That shit is too small.

President George Bush doesn’t use “the Google” often, but likes Google maps and thinks they are really cool. He likes looking up his awesome ranch. He also doesn’t e-mail. He also probably doesn’t know what the hell the reporter is talking about. He still uses a PC Jr. Do you think he ever googles “miserable failure?“

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