Borat Gets the Beat Down

/ November 13, 2006

Sacha Baron Cohen and actor, Hugh Laurie, were on their way to a bar in NYC when Sacha decided to play a prank as his alter ego, Borat. He went up to a stranger and said, “I like your clothings. Are nice! Please may I buying? I want have sex with it.”

The man didn’t know who he was and didn’t get the joke, so he punched him in the face. Welcome to New York. The man kept punching him in the face and Sacha yelled for him to stop. He was rescued by Hugh. The pair were coming back from Saturday Night Live where they appeared.

A source said, “Sacha couldn’t resist playing the fool as Borat, but picked on the wrong person. I guess this guy thought he was being attacked by someone unstable and lashed out. Sacha is very lucky he didn’t get a much worse beating.”

Sacha didn’t face any scars or major bruises. What a stupid ass. This is what he gets. Not everyone loves Borat and he needs to recognize it. Source
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Birthday Sluts

/ November 13, 2006

Chris Noth (52)
Gerald Butler (37)
Steve Zahn (38)
Jimmy Kimmel (39)
Whoopi Goldberg (51)
Frances Conroy (53)
Tracy Scoggins (53)
Joe Mantegna (59)
Garry Marshall (72)

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They’ll Be Back Together in a Couple of Hours

/ November 12, 2006

Jude Law and Sienna Miller have called it quits according to People. A source close to the couple claims they have finally put an end to their roller-coaster relationship.

“It’s a mutual decision,” a pal of the actor says of ending the roller-coaster romance. “They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed.”

Reps for both Miller and Law refused to comment on the private lives of their clients.

Now Sienna Miller is free to fuck dudes in public rather than hiding it from her boyfriend and the media. I’m sure they will be back together by morning time. Jude could use the break, because ho has been looking beat lately. They kind of belonged together. Jude’s wang is worn out and Sienna’s vag is so used.

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Truly Awful Music: The WB’s Superstar USA

/ November 12, 2006

It’s a slow day, so this edition of Truly Awful Music features one of the greatest performances in music history. It comes from one of the contestants of 2003’s WB’s Superstar USA. This reality show was an anti-American Idol and tricked horrible singers into thinking they were great. Each week the singers painfully sang beloved songs. They didn’t know it, but the joke was on them. My favorite contestant was the multi-talented Rosa. She was a girl from Mexico with a big dream. She said she sounded better than JLo and Christina Aguilera. She’s kind of right. I mean I know JLo sounds like this without effects. Here’s the gorgeous Rosa singing a beautiful song of friendship and love.


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