Keith Urban had a visitor from his granny at the Betty Ford center in California. Oh that’s not his granny you say? Silly me, I didn’t recognize Nicole Kidman with that mop of white hair. In this case a wig is ok. Her hair is falling out and it’s white! Eeek, she’s like a witch. Anyway, this is the moment that the National Enquirer claims Nicole told Keith she’s knocked up.

I doubt it though. Her eggs are totally dried up.

The newest “The Simpsons the Movie” trailer debuted last night on FOX. It’s cute, it’s fine. The movie debuts next Summer and I’m sure will make tons of dough. They do hit on a point about those damn 3D animation movies. “Happy Feet” ugh?! Over it.

The current season of Survivor is winding down and Oscar “Ozzie” Lusth is the last Latino and one of the favored to win the whole game. Well, it looks like he has a porn past. Isn’t it shocking when a reality contestant has done porn? Anyway, he appeared in an episode of Playboy TV’s Foursome. The show describes itself as a dating showing that shows everything. Yeah, basically they have a fake date and then boink.

Ozzie’s episode has him involved in a foursome with two women and another man. He gets oral from one of the chicks and screws them both. He doesn’t do anything sexual with the other dude.

He later tells us after the “date”, “I blew my load in her mouth like she told me to, because that’s how she likes it.”

Oh, lovely! Click here to see NSFW clips and stills.

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Katie Holmes tried taking Posh Beckham’s advice and try to lose as much weight as possible before her wedding this weekend in Italy. Shegave up with Posh’s strict diet rules. A source said, “Victoria maintains her tiny frame because she only permits herself to snack – not eat – on edamame, pretzels and occasionally sushi.”

Posh is also addicted to Diet Coke and won’t drink water, because she finds the taste revolting.

Can’t stand the taste of water? What the hell kind of water is she drinking? It has no taste. Not eating her rotted her damn brains and messed up her taste buds. She should try a little Crystal Light.

It’s Monday, so here’s pics of TomKat and company at some soccer game. They are almost believable as an All-American family.

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Angelina Jolie is in Mumbai, India shooting the Daniel Pearl biopic. She shocked train passengers when she got on the train in second class. She got on the train in khakis and a green shirt, but her 4 bodyguards made it impossible for anyone to get a peek. People tried to get her autograph, but no dice. Angie was traveling to shoot another scene for her movie.

Pepsi? I figured her a Sprite girl. She’s looking more and more like Mariane Pearl which is a little eerie. The contacts are a nice touch.

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Not only are there rumors that KFed is trying to sell a sex tape he made with Britney Spears for millions upon millions of dollars, but he’s also trying to sell a different kind of footage. The doofus has confessed he’s tricked out his SUV with cameras and has recorded everything. He said, “The paparazzi turn into a pack of wolves . . . I got some pretty funny video footage of them just tripping all over themselves like dominos.”

He’s currently trying to sell footage of it. Who wants to see that?! Boorrring. I’m sure it’s funny when he’s watching it with his dork friends and smoking a bowl. Bring on the footage of Brit Brit getting down and dirty. Actually don’t, I respect my stomach too much. He should try and sell Brit’s used tampons, I’m sure that would fetch more coins than some dumb ass SUV video.

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