Look who’s having a garage sale!!! Tori Spelling is holding a “Dazzling Estate Sale” at her home this Saturday and Sunday. Here’s the details in case you want to own a pair of Donna Martin’s panties:

Tori invites you into her house to shop her dazzling valley home, jewelry & closets contents sale. This represents much of her last 15 years of buying & collecting. Included are antique & vintage items from the 19th, 20th, & 21st centuries! French, Italian, Continental, American white wicker, shabby chic, and traditional furniture, crystal chandeliers & sconces, pictures & paintings, lamps, vanity, Tori’s personal jewelry, bric-a-brac, memorabilia, garden & patio, designer & casual clothes, shoes, accessories, photos, etc.

Friday & Saturday, December 8th & 9th — 9AM to 5PM
Monday, December 11th — 9AM to 5PM
Monday is sales & pick-up day

11369 Dona Lisa Dr., Studio City 91604
Off of Laurel Canyon and Dona Pegita Dr.
Thomas Guide: 562-J7

We expect crowds and a long line.
Parking is good but expect to walk.

Check this website tomorrow night for pictures of the merchandise. Dazzling!

Andy Dick pulled a Michael Richards by throwing the “n” word around at a performance this past weekend. Andy started heckling comedian, Ian Bagg at the Improv in L.A. The two played off each other, but when the subject of Michael Richards came up Andy grabbed the mic and said, “You’re all a bunch of niggers!“

Attention-whore anyone? Andy should stick to dressing in drag, snorting lines and sucking dick!

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Britney Spears has returned to the top of Yahoo’s Most Searched list of 2006. She has held this title five times in the past six years. She fell from the list last year, but is back. Joining Brit on the list are Shakira, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson. All skanks sans Shakira.

Brit celebrated this honor by buying booze at a Malibu liquor store. Love the lay. Um…and to be fair, Britney’s vagina won the honor not Britney. When asked to comment her vagina whistled the melody to “Hit Me Baby One More Time“

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Posh is thinking to herself while shopping at Kitson in WeHo yesterday: “What is this mysterious fabric? They do not grow this on my planet. So soft and so organic.”

It’s cotton ho!!!!

Visit Splash to see more pics of the Alien queen herself.

WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with.

Rhymes with Shitney

WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik?

Rhymes with Cokehan

WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.

Rhymes with Ferris and Dickney

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I don’t care what you say! I Love New York is going to suck. Go see the preview for yourself. – FOL Blog

Jessica Simpson is blaming a wardrobe malfunction on her beat-ass Kennedy Center performance this past weekend – Star

Hugh Grant isn’t looking so hot – Cityrag

Are Jay-Z and Beyonce marrying this weekend? – Page Six

Peter Andre and Jordan get a talk show……errrr.. – SOW