Seriously, Is Rihanna Real?
I really want to know! Rihanna attended some LG Chocolate party in Las Vegas after the Billboard Awards last night. She painted on some dress and was good to go, but is she real? She honestly is the major hotness. The ten-head only adds to her allure.
Beyonce’s Quote of the Day!
on her reported rivalry with Jennifer Hudson:
“I knew that the character that I played wasn’t the star … I’m already a star. I already have nine Grammys. Everyone knows I can sing. I wish I could have gained 20 pounds and played Effie.”
That’s Not the Real Tyra Banks We See on Top Model
Tyra Banks said in an interview that what she plays on America’s Next Top Model is a character version of herself. Many have made fun of her antics on the reality show. She’s trying to cover herself by saying that’s not the real her.
She spoke in third person, “She’s almost a caricature of herself. There’s a certain voice that I use when I say, `I have five photos in my hand.’ It’s really funny. I would never give modeling advice in the tone that I give it to the girls, but it’s just something that works for the show. The advice is the same that I would give, but I would just give it differently in real life.”
“But with `Top Model,’ that’s more of a character. That is not who I am in real life. People who come to my talk show laugh, because they say they watch `Top Model,’ and that’s who they thought I was, but it’s a reality-show character.”
Homey don’t play that. You know she’s that batshit crazy in real life! But thank God for that, because it’s good to watch.
Jessica’s Fuck Up
In case you missed it here’s Jessica Simpson’s little flub at this past weekend’s Kennedy Center honors. Jessica blamed her dress falling apart. If you notice she’s clutching her dress. Methinks Papa Joe ripped it off of her. She is clearly using cue cards and we know ho can’t read! Reese Witherspoon was nice enough to comfort her, but you know she’s laughing inside. Jess performed “9 to 5” a second time when the audience left. That version will air on CBS later this month.
VIA Mollygood
Afternoon Crumbs
Beyonce makes funny faces – Just Jared
Adriana Lima has no business covering up – Hollywood Tuna
Kendra Jade didn’t jump on the KFed wagon – IDLYITW
Your guide to celebrity apologies – Cityrag
Katie brings Suri to Posh – Mollygood
Does Kid Rock have a cheatin’ heart? – A Socialite’s Life
Vida Guerra doesn’t know why FHM didn’t keep her fat – Popsugar
Dolly Parton’s huge mouth – Hollywood Rag
Billboard Music Awards mega-post – Egotastic!
Is Courtney Love planning a London move? – Popbytes
Don’t mess with Sea World – SAYOR
Thanks to the hot hos at The Soup on E! for giving Dlisted a shout out this past Friday!