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Pamela Anderson Gets Passed Around
Pamela Anderson may already have a new piece after dumping Kid Rock. Pamela hosted Tao’s NYE party in Las Vegas last night and was on the arm of longtime friend Chuck Zito. Chuck is an actor and Hells Angel member. Sources say that Chuck (in the blue shirt) and Pamela were all over each other last night. Pamela was also all over Usher, Pauly Shore and Anna Nicole Smith’s alleged baby daddy, Larry Birkhead.
Pamela may be used goods, but she’s doing her thing. She could do a lot better than Chuck though. Maybe he’s got a dick like a horse. We know she likes them big. She would be better off with Usher. I’m sure he knows what he’s doing in the sack.
Brenda Walsh is Getting Old
Gobble Gobble! Turkey neck alert! Shannon Doherty showed her age on the Carson Daly show last week. She’s 35, but her neck is 75. Actually, who cares? At least she’s not all stretched apart, looking like a botox monster. I’d still hit it, but only from the back.
Source: Teddy & Moo
Britney Spears Almost Died on New Years!!!
Less than one hour after midnight, last night, Britney Spears collapsed at Pure in Las Vegas and may have been rushed to a hospital. It was reported that Britney had hosted the countdown and then retreated to the club’s outdoor VIP area. Sources say that she was talking with one of her dancers and told him she wanted to leave. She got up and then collapsed in a dead faint on the floor. Her security guards and dancer wrapped her in some poncho and ushered her out of the club.
A source said, “It appeared as if she was being dragged as she wasn’t walking under her own speed. It looked as if they wanted to get her up to her hotel room as soon as possible.”
An ambulance was summoned to the hotel two hours later, but it is unknown if that was for Britney.
That’s what hard drinking and coke does to you kids. I can’t believe the hotel didn’t crash into a million pieces when she hit the ground. Strong thunder thighs. Oh well, can’t say I feel sorry for her ass. She probably just wanted to create some attention. If she would’ve stayed at home with her kids like a good mom instead of trying to be a party girl, stuff like this woldn’t happen. Dumb ass.
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WHY, WHY and WHY?! Lindsay Lohan is trying to destroy us all. What is going on in her head, besides a rollercoast coke party? I mean….leave your outfits in the 80s!!! I think she really broke into my mom’s house, went into the garage, rifled through the bags of old clothes and popped out this little number. I mean…..and hanging out with Scott Storch isn’t helping. Anyway, that’s how she spent in NYE in Miami. I’m sensing a lot of tension in the nose area too.
Paris is a Poor Bitch
The staff at Sloanes Cafe in the Paddington section of Sydney were pissed off when Parasite Hilton skipped out on her $7.70 drinks bill. Paris showed up with Kim Kardashian and her pr rep. The pr rep paid for a hamburger and some drinks, but Paris ordered a couple of drinks and didn’t pay for them.
A waitress at the care said, “She’s got bucketloads of money and she didn’t pay for her drinks. (Hilton) had a little chat with a waiter up front, then they all got up and walked out without paying.”
Why didn’t they arrest her ass? I mean they knew where she was going. Right after the cafe, Paris and clan went to her hosting duties at the Bondi Blonde Beer bikini contest. They honestly should’ve called the cops and pressed charges against her ass. She should’ve spent the night in jail where she belongs.
