UPDATE: See the ho behind the lips after the jump! Congrats to Kristi for getting it right first!

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A Russian Billionaire paid George Michael, $3 million to perform at his New Year’s Eve party 20 miles outside of Moscow. The unnamed businessman paid that crazy ho to perform an our-long concert for his 300 guests.

A source said, “The businessman contacted George directly and asked him to perform. He has a vast private estate just outside Moscow and had turned his sports hall into a nightclub especially for the party.

“It was a fun night and George was back home in Britain by morning.”

This makes George the highest paid entertainer in Russian history. Christina Aguilera previously received $2 million to perform at the wedding of some rich Russian.

$3 million for George Michael?! What is that crazy Russian smoking? I mean if I’m going to pay that kind of dough, I at least want someone with a little more talent. The Captain & Tennille weren’t avaible. Their rate is probably much higher anyway.

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Meg Ryan is turning into the Scarecrow. I mean, what happened to America’s Sweetheart? The kid she purchased is cute, though. At least she spared an innocent child by NOT passing her fug genes over.

Nicole Kidman calls the po-po – ICYDK

KFed finally wins something – SOW

Not to be outdone, Donald Trump wins something too – INO

Ashley Olsen is back to blonde – Mollygood

Ugh, the Saddam video found itself everywhere – Gawker

Benji Madden is engaged to his girlfriend Sophie Monk, an Australian actress her rep reports to People.

The rep said, “Benji proposed to Sophie in Australia on Christmas Eve with a Neil Lane diamond ring. They are very excited and enjoying this time with family and friends.”

Um…why did he have to say the name of the ring? Product placement!

Sophie and Benji have only been public with their relationship for about 4 months. Benji’s other brother, Joel Madden, is currently dating Nicole Richie after a public break-up with Hilary Duff.

Both of these Maddens are all sorts of fug. I have no idea how in the hell Benji scored this hot chick? Does homegirl just want a green card? Image Source

Coke eyes anyone? Fell asleep my ass!!!

UPDATE – Here’s a video of Britney counting down. Thrilling.

Source: INO and Video Source