A judge today ordered Anna Nicole Smith to submit her daughter, Danielynn Hope, to a DNA test by January 23rd. Larry Birkhead claims to be Dani’s father and wants the truth to come out. He filed legal papers last year demanding a paternity test. Anna’s skeezy lawyer, Howard K. Stern, has swore that he is the true baby daddy.

Anna is apparently returned to the Bahamas. Larry’s lawyer told the judge that she would have her US based lab go to the Bahamas to conduct the test, so Anna just has to get out of bed and answer the door.

No word yet on when the results will come back.

I’m sure Anna will have Entertainment Tonight pay her to film the event. I’m sure she will then put the test results on eBay.

I kind of want Larry to be the true father. Imagine the drama? I mean….it would be like watching a really hot and long episode of Cops.

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Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, Sheryl Crow and David Arquette spent their New Year’s Eve being boring in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. David and company shrugged off the photographers, but Sheryl gave them a big smile. She also held the hand of a mystery man or bull dyke. I can’t tell.

This looks like the most boring NYE ever. They probably drank half a glass of Sangria each, played charades, watched a rerun of “Sex and the City” and were in bed by 12:05am. Oh, that was my night. Oh well, there’s was still more boring. Just let me think that!

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Diddy is looking for boys and lots of them. Diddy is currently casting a superstar all-male group for the 4th season of Making the Band. He has already turned Danity Kane into a somewhat successful girl-group and now he’s giving back to the dudes. He said that he wants his male group to be a cross between N-Sync and New Edition. So, basically he wants them to suck.

Diddy said, “You gotta be able to sing; I’m not looking for rappers.”

The open call starts January 17th in Los Angeles and continues until February 6th in New York. He also recorded a special message in what he’s looking for in the men willing to audition.

I have a question though, isn’t Danity Kane already a mostly all-male group? I mean at least two of those chicks have dicks.

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I still can’t believe Alanis “horsefaced” Morissette is banging the hotness of Ryan Renolds.

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Jessica Alba is perfect – Hollywood Tuna Matt Damon gets naked – Just Jared

Keanu Reeves needs new clothes – Cityrag

Xtina didn’t give out to Ryan Gaycrest on New Years – Popsugar

Teri Snatcher’s reasons for not going to the gym – Hollywood Rag

Jessica Simpson never dated Tony Romo – IDLYITW

Rihanna keeps bending over – Crunk +Disorderly

How did Tara Reid spend her New Year? – ASL

No talent Cassie looking hot in a bikini – Egotastic!

Courtney Coxsucker’s Dirt premieres tonight – Popbytes

Jessica Alba and her longtime boyfriend, Cash Warren, spent their holiday in Miami. You know I can’t ever figure out if I think Cash Warren is hot. I mean the Alba is really hot, but is he hot? I mean is her hotness just transferring to him? Is he just average. I’m so confused. Ugh, who am I fooling? I’d hit it harder than Britney hitting the floor on New Year’s Eve.