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Quicksilver shorts, checkboard….are Brooke Hogan and her mystery dude in 1987 while the rest of us are in 2007? If you told me this picture was taken on the set of Miami Vice, I would’ve believed you. All she’s missing is a Body Glove t-shirt and a hypercolor hoodie. Oh and some British Knights. All that 80s crap still doesn’t hide her fug. Him, I’d do it.

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Britney Spears and KFed have come up with a temporary child custody agreement for the next month. Britney will have custody of their two sons, SPF and JJ, most of the time. KFed has been allowed to see his children three times a week for four hours at a time. The agreement also states that only Brit, KFed, her personal assistant, the nanny and household staff are allowed at the visitation. That means KFed can’t bring any of his hos around.

Brit is also allowed to take the kids on a trip to Miami from the 5th of January until the 11th.

That’s all lovely and everything, but where in the world is JJ?! This is turning into another Suri Cruise situation. The agreement should also state that Britney is allowed to pose with JJ in an OK! Magazine photospread. I mean, I need to see this kid. I’m sick of seeing SPF’s face! It’s time for some new blood. End of story.

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Sylvester Stallone really cares about serious issues plaguing this country. He slammed the United States for planning to build a fence around the Mexican border to keep wetbacks out. Sly spoke out about the plans during a Mexican photocall for Rocky Balboa.

“I support Mexicans who work in my country.” He said that the idea is crazy and ridiculous. The fence will run 700 miles.

Even though he’s all sorts of crazy, I agree with his FUG ass. I mean if there weren’t any illegals where in the hell would I get those delicious oranges they sell off the freeway? I mean those things are juicy and I can only find them from an illegal! So, Sly please run for President and stop them from doing this!

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Ashley Olsen looks like the hottest mess ever. A fur bag with a skull sticker on her foot? Genius! The Olsens are seriously a big vomit bag full of fashion. I really think they need to get together with Posh Spice and like contemplate fashion and really change the World with their dazzling style. Fur bag?! Ugh, Oh Ashley.