*Images removed by request, but here’s some other images of Jessica at the dog park*

Even the hotness that is Jessica Alba isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty (with dog poo poo) while she hangs out with her furry friends and man at a dog park in Los Angeles the other day. Hey, even dogs needs a little help popping the doody bubble.

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I did not just read that promoters at Pure in Las Vegas were going to pay Britney Spears $400,000 for her hosting duties on New Year’s Eve? Um….why? Slag isn’t even worth 400 dollas! Let’s be serious here. If I’m going to shell out $400,000 I want a damn live sex show with animals. Ok?

Anyway, Brit might not be receiving her payment. You remember how she “fell asleep” at the club and had to leave quickly after the midnight countdown? Well, that’s the reason why promoters don’t want to cough up the cash. They are also upset that she said she fell asleep thus implying their club sucks.

A source said, “Britney failed to spend the agreed amount of time in the club, because she had to be helped out after collapsing.”

Britney’s rep claims that she was paid her full fee and it was more like half of $400,000.

Ok, she’s getting paid around $200,000 for one night and she can’t afford even an average weave?! Somebody get this girl on Intervention followed by How Do I Look? Source

Mariah Carey has revealed to V Magazine that she basically sleeps in a steam room. She swears she needs to sleep with dozens of humifiders to protect her gorgeous art, her voice.

She said, “Literally, I’ll have twenty humidifiers around the bed. Basically, it’s like sleeping in a steam room. The bed is all terry-cloth, the ceiling is pitched so the water can’t fall on my head, and it drips down to my side, and the TV is behind glass.”

Um…cuckoo! Maybe she’s really sleeping in a padded room. I mean, WTF? You see what fame and money does to you?! It rots your damn brains and steals all your common sense. She’s soon going to have a best girlfriend chimp and make arrangements to have her body freezed up after her death.

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I did not realize Keira Knightley is going all Kate Bosworth. I mean, homegirl is straight-up all bones. These photos are from Keira in Hawaii with her boyfriend yesterday. Damn, I hope she’s snacking on some roasted pig over there. Oh well, another Rachel Zoe victim! Isn’t she one of her clients?

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WHICH married-with-children network anchorman is in trouble again with his wife? Someone tattled, and she learned he misbehaved with a comely co-worker at the office Christmas party.

Matt Lauer

WHICH desperate housewife (not from the show) who lives with her well-born, wealthy husband in New Jersey just bought an apartment off Fifth Avenue? She uses the pad for rendezvous with her lover of three years, a married exec with a financial services giant.

Um..ewww…Kimora?

WHICH Tinseltown sex siren with a humanitarian streak has resumed her old habit of dabbling with heroin? She paid a recent visit to an old rock star friend and joined him in narcotic stupor.

Angelina Jolie

WHICH ubiquitous blond clotheshorse is gaining a reputation for being dumb as a brick, obnoxious, spoiled and hard to work with? Look for several business deals to fall through next year due to her waning appeal.

Paris Hilton

WHICH terrifyingly thin celeb convinced friends she needs to re-enter rehab for anorexia by telling them she survives on decaf Starbucks and mixed nuts?

Mary-Kate Olsen

WHICH back-stabbing friend of an overly publicized starlet is on retainer at a high-selling tabloid? When she’s not trying to copy the star or steal her boyfriends, she’s selling secrets to the rags.

Kim Kardashian

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Angelina Jolie wants to be the HBIC of the third world and has shot at Madonna for adopting David Banda “illegally.” Angie claims she’s too good for that sort of adoption and is basically calling Madge an idiot.

She said, “Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal. Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he was born. It’s a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption.”

She backtracked though and said, “I have been horrified by the attacks she’s been subjected to. All that should count is the happiness of her little David.”

Can’t we just get along? Angelina is not the queen of adoption! Mia Farrow is! Anyways, I think she was just saying that Madonna is an idiot for not doing research and it could’ve been easier for her ass. I agree.

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