Paris Hilton needs to clear her shelves at home for all the awards she will soon receive. This stupid piece of trash is now focusing on her acting career since her musical career joined the gallons of baby batter from her stomach in the toilet. She’s currently taking acting lessons and is determined to be like the best actress that ever lived.

She said, “I’m serious about acting and have been reading this book, ‘The Power of the Actor’. “I have a bunch of movies lined up. I think I can become a good actress. It’s something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I’m getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress.”

Paris is currently shooting “The Hottie and the Nottie” which is expected to sweep the Oscars in 2009. The film is about a hot girl that won’t marry her boyfriend until he finds a boyfriend for her ugly friend. So which one does Paris play?

UPDATE – In an unrelated Paris matter (I didn’t feel like doing another post on her dumb ass) she just pleaded NOT GUILTY to DUI charges from September. She will most likely not serve time or do any kind of community service. She will probably pay a fine and be on her way. Her next court date is January 23rd. She did not appear in court today – VIA People

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Donald Trump wrote this letter today to Rosie O’Donnel. He CCed the WORLD:

Dear Rosie,

I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife — you needed the rest.

An article in today’s New York Post, indicates that you blew up at BARBARA WALTERS for being a ‘liar.’ Actually, I don’t blame you, but in fact she lied to both of us! After your maniacal and foolish rant against me two weeks ago, Barbara called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it. She very much wanted me to go on the show as soon as she got back so that she could ‘patch things up’ (I said no). To be exact, she said that ‘working with her is like living in hell’ and, more pointedly, ‘Donald never get into the mud with pigs’ and, ‘don’t worry, she won’t be here for long.’ Barbara knows exactly what she told me over the phone and she has to live with it. Perhaps that’s why her initial statement was so mild!

In another incident, when I saw her eating at Le Cirque about two months ago and asked how ‘Rosie was doing,’ ‘she sarcastically rolled her eyes and said ‘Donald, do you have to ruin my meal.’

In any event, you have a good reason to be angry. Please give my warmest regards to Kelly!

Sincerely, Donald J. Trump

P.S.

I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You must work on this for your own good!”

CHEESE AND CRACKERS! This is like a playground school fight with 2nd graders. Melania Trump needs to control her husband and Kelly needs to control her husband. I mean, seriously. Donald’s show bombed on Sunday and he’s trying to save it hardcore. It’s not going to happen.

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Best Week Ever has delivered this video of an annoying teenager getting a soft sock from Tigger and basically making a big deal out of it to get some dough from Disney. The video is nothing. Tigger probably almost fell and was swinging around and accidentially hit that ho in the face. Disney will pay, because that’s what they do.

A while ago, I auditioned to be one of those damn characters in California and it’s hell. That suit is hotter than a cat’s pussy, so I can only imagine it in the hot sun. That boy is lucky it wasn’t me, because I would’ve taken that head off and shoved it up his pimply ass!

MTV names Sydney, Australia as the next home of The Real World. Unfortunately, the show’s next home should be in a grave – Reality Blurred

Brace yourself Australia, here comes Tara Reid! – SOW

McConagay uses BBQ to get chicks – ICYDK

Jay-Z, car designer – CB

Angelina Jolie calls her daughter a “blob” – INO

Dita Von Teese recently filed for divorce from her husband of one year, Marilyn Manson. Friends of Dita claimed that she tried to make the marriage work, but was sick of his boozing and complete disregard for their relationship.

A new rumor going around is that she was also jealous of his hard partying with Lindsay Lohan.

Um….weird! Is she the cause of everything?! Will a report come out that she’s the reason why our country is at war? Most likely. Blohan is the cause of everything bad. She’s destroying us.

Page Six is also reporting that a real life cat fight might also break out between Marilyn and Dita. The two both want custody of their cats. Petty. Buy a new one. Old cats are gross anyway. They make lots of noises and are always inappropriate.

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A fast-moving fire has destroyed 4 homes in Malibu, CA and unfortunately the $3 million home of Suzanne Somers was one of its victims. Suzanne aka Krissy Snow’s entire home was destroyed and is gone! Luckily, Suzanne has homes in other places thanks to the dough she makes selling junk on HSN.

Investigators still don’t know what caused the blaze. Firefighters are still working to keep the fire from flaring up again.

Was Paris Hilton in Malibu recently? You know her vagina got a “flare up” and caused that. That’s for real.

By the way, Suzanne is one of the best entertainers on TV. If you’ve never seen her selling crap on HSN, you’re missing out. Homegirl is NUTS.

UPDATE – Susan Anton’s home burned down too!!!! Does this fire have something against the 80s?!

UPDATE II – Susan Anton’s home was NOT burned down.

Souce: TMZ