Keri Russell and Baby
Michael K / July 6, 2007
Paula Thinks Simon Would Be A Selfish Lover
Michael K / July 6, 2007
In a recent intereview with Metro , Paula Abdul was asked if there any sexual chemistry between her and Simon Cowell.
She responded, " Oh God. He’s like a brother, so it would be some scary incest. The thought is terrible. I couldn’t be with him. He’d be a selfish lover – he’d wear his condoms ribbed on the inside. "
Ribbed on the inside! What a comedian that one is and that's not a bad idea for a product actually. I'd buy that shit.
Paula also revealed that she has a new song coming out soon attached to her Greatest Hits album. Paula also has a new perfume coming out soon. Damn, this ho is busy. When does she have time to drink? Joking.
She said, " I smell pretty good most days. My dogs like it, my family likes it and even Simon Cowell likes it. You’ll all be smelling very sexy in a few months."
I'm guessing it's a mixture of weave glue, sweet vicodin and the musty smell of dried up scabs.
Eff Work! Let’s Go Boozing!
Michael K / July 6, 2007
Thousands of fans are pissed off at Amy Winehouse after she cancelled a Liverpool gig due to "exhausation." Well, bitch wasn't that exhausted according to The Sun . They report that Amy got her drinking dress on to booze at The Hawley Arms in London.
They claim that on the night of the cancelled gig she was at the pub with her husband and another friend.
Amy's rep claimed that her doctor insist she cancel the gig. Fans were upset.
One said, “We heard her rehearsing earlier in the afternoon and she seemed fine. It’s strange her scrapping the performance with fans already here.”
Recently Amy cancelled a gig at G-A-Y in London after she threw up on the side of the stage from a late night booze bender with Kelly Osbourne.
Hey! In her defense maybe the medicine she takes for her "exhausation" requires it to be taken with booze. I mean, mine does!
Eva Longoria Is Married
Michael K / July 6, 2007
Eva Longoria married Tony Parker today in a civil ceremony in France. Eva was married by the Mayor of Paris. Their big blow-out wedding is tomorrow. French law states that you must get married at city hall before marrying elsewhere.
The stars began to arrive in France yesterday for this big occasion. Teri Snatcher, Felicity Huffman, Mario Lopez, Jessica Alba, Michael Douglas, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Sheryl Crow are all expected to attend the wedding.
They'll be divorced by next year. I know I'm a bitter gay, but it's true! At least they are getting paid! Eva and Tony will pocket a reported $2 million for the exclusive rights to their wedding photos.
Morning Wood
Michael K / July 6, 2007
Getting To Know You
Michael K / July 6, 2007
Peter Andre has said that he's waiting to get to know his baby girl before he names her. It was previously reported that Jordan was planning to name her daughter "Crystal" after the character in her new fiction novel.
He said, "We haven’t decided on a name yet because we want to see what she looks like over the next few days.”
“At the moment I am just calling her ‘baby’. She is already pinked out to the max. I hope she looks like Katie because Junior looked like me when he was born. I feel a bit dazed but so excited.”
They are totally going to name her Baby after Dirty Dancing. You know that movie probably really touched them on an intense level.
Baby Andre is already a TV star. The aftermath of Baby's birth was filmed for Peter and Jordan's reality show.
Here's Peter being gay hot at a book signing in London today. Does every D-list celeb have a book out in the UK?!
