Blind Item…I Guess…You Guess…

/ October 22, 2006

This is a long one! It comes from Digital Spy:

A celebrity adopted a child from the same African orphanage as Madonna – but gave the youngster back two months later. Home of Hope director Rev Thomson Chipeta, who refused to name the star, is now concerned that the children he cares for will suffer because of the backlash following Madonna’s decision to adopt Malawi orphan David Banda. “We had a phone call from supporters in the UK on Monday asking what was going on,” he told the News of the World. “I am concerned the reaction may harm the work we are doing. A lot of children are going to suffer because of this. Who knows why they picked David Banda from all the other children? “Another very famous person took a child from us for adoption and brought it back a few months later.” Martin Lowdon, who runs the Malawi Orphan Fund, added: “We regret the fact that there has been so much publicity about one orphan when there are still large numbers of orphans in need of welfare provision.”

I have no effin clue! They don’t give us shit. I’m going to take a gamble and say Tara Reid, because bitch realized she couldn’t afford it!

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Crack Baby Alert!

/ October 22, 2006

Is Kate Moss knocked up with Pete Doherty being her baby daddy? That’s according to Petey’s uncle, Phil Michels. He told reporters that he heard the good news over a phone call with Petey from Italy. The couple are currently in Italy on the Babyshambles tour.

Phil said: “I have spoken to Pete twice about the baby and he has confirmed that Kate is pregnant.

“They are both delighted and Pete sounded really excited.”

Phil really isn’t a reliable source since he once said the two were getting married very shortly and that was months ago. I think crack may run in the family.


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Birthday Sluts

/ October 22, 2006

Jeff Goldblum (54)
Jonathan Lipnicki (16)
Zac Hanson (21)
Michael Fishman (25)
Shelby Lynne (38)
Shaggy (38)
Brian Boitano (43)
Bill Condon (51)
Catherine Deneuve (63)
Annette Funicello (64)
Tony Roberts (67)
Christopher Lloyd (68)

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Our New Home!

/ October 21, 2006

Welcome to Dlisted’s new home! We are finally off of blogger, it was giving me seizures! Hooray! We’re still working out the kinks and have yet to move over the archives, so bear with our asses. You can still view the old archives at our blogspot home.

Be sure to check out the forum and shit.

xoxoxoxMichael K

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How to Ensure You Look Gorgeous in a Picture…

/ October 21, 2006

Stand next to hag-faced Rachel Zoe! This lovely woman is pretty average looking, but next to Rachel she looks like a damn Goddess. She’s like fucking Athena next to Medusa. Poor Rachel, I feel sorry for her but bitch should lay off the meth. Why? Because it gives you meth face! These pictures are from last night at Curve restaurant in Los Angeles. Bitch probably sent diners running for the toilet. I’m awful, but I’m just saying. Truth hurts.


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