Oprah Winfrey is not going to TomKat’s wedding, she wasn’t invited. She said last night that there’s no harm done, but you know inside she’s adding Tom’s name to her shit list.
She said, “It’s not that I’m not going. It’s that they had a limited number of people that they could invite. I was not one the invitees. That’s fine. I don’t get invited to everyone’s wedding. I don’t invite them to everything I do. But I wish them the best.”
“I have a great deal of regard for their relationship and so I’m trying to think of what to get them.”
Maybe, get them a pair of his and hers straitjackets? Tom famously appeared on Oprah’s show where he jumped on her sofa in excitement for his new and fake relationship with Katie Holmes.
The special(ed) day will take place this Saturday. Guests will include John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Jenna Elfman, Kirstie Alley, Leah Remini and JLo. JLo?! Is she a scientologist? You mean Oprah didn’t get invited, but JLo did? That’s cold.
Visit JustJared to see more pics of Oprah last night including pics of her macking down with Babs Walters.
Last night was the premiere of the UK hit “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.” Nearly 9 Million people tuned in to watch David Gest harass almost everyone in his cast. Here’s a rundown of his antics:
Comment about Faith Brown’s breasts: “You could breast feed all of us and we would all have milk.”
Comment on Myleen Klass’ bod: “Myleene is just the bomb. Her boyfriend is very lucky. She is a definite ten in every sense of the word.”
Comment on Jan Leeming: “She’s got her head in her vagina.”
Hmm…sounds like things I would say. Well, the last one anyway. I’m still recovering from the comment about breast milk. David looks like he’s into drinking the nectar of life during sex. Eeek.
I hate the Fab Five, but Jacko needs them bad. Brown nails and a bad wig? I mean, if you’re going to prance around like a damn woman at least look like a hot one. He needs to figure out this wig situation and get him some Lee press-ons to cover up that filth. Sick. He also needs to wax the facial hair and get some new make-up. He’s not wearing his season. I’m guessing he’s a Winter.
Anyway, JackHO is in London to perform at the World Music Awards tomorrow night at Earls Court and by “perform” I mean..FREAK SHOW y’all!!!
He has taken up two floors of the Hempel Hotel at a cost of about $150,000 a night. Isn’t this bitch broke? His 25-person entourage includes Blanket and his other children. He also demanded that all the candles be removed from the children’s bedrooms, because he doesn’t want a fire to break out aka he doesn’t want anyone to see him touching them…JOKING! God, calm down.
UPDATE: Reader Paula, thinks homegirl might have cancer. Apparently, chemo causes your nails to turn brown. He is wearing a wig too. Hmm…interesting.
Madam Tussauds Wax Museum in Las Vegas had plans to unveil a statue of Angelina Jolie on Wednesday. The statue would have been featured in a fake wedding to the Brad Pitt statue with George Clooney’s wax figure serving as best man. These plans have been cancelled due to Brad Pitt’s distaste in the situation.
Brad’s spokeswhore said, “I personally found it a little odd that they were re-creating a wedding that never really happened. As Brad’s representative, I found it disturbing.”
The museum will debut the Angelina statue without the wedding, because they don’t want to ruffle any celebrity feathers.
Yeah it’s weird, but since when is Brangelina normal? I’m not sure why they even care. So, it’s some stupid fake wedding. Wax statues are weird to begin with. Brad’s so damn uptight. Angie needs to strap-on and do him good.
Gwen Stefani has been seen around London town wheeling Kingston in this hideous stroller. You know he’s mortified. The stroller costs a whopping $860 and there’s only ten in the world. Thank God. It comes from UK brand Mamas and Papas. Diddy has already bought one…of course he has.
Gwen is said to be working on her own version for L.A.M.B.
Kingston has to wear shades just to deal with the brightness. What the hell is wrong with her? I could see using that thing for wheeling around a dog, but not a damn baby. Listen to me, I just said “wheeling around a dog” – ugh, I’m as bad as her.
WHICH ivory tickler, frequently caught drunken driving, is back on the sauce? The musician has stopped in a few of his local bars and had a few drinks, only to leave the bartenders no tip.
WHICH singer had to deliver her child via Cesarean because of a raunchy STD her estranged husband gave her? Brit Brit