Yesterday Michael Lohan and Lindsay Lohan had their beloved reunion at her rehab facility in Utah. Of course, White Oprah had to issue a statement about it. Of course. She told the 24/Sizzler :

 

She’s doing well. I’m so proud of her. She’s grown up. I’m petrified of the paparazzi. I’m afraid it’s going to be a frenzy when she’s out. I pray that it all works out well.”

 

Is she for real! She's going to call those paps herself and show up in a white mink and limo, mugging for the cameras.

 

Michael however wouldn't really comment on the reunion. He only said, "I can't comment on my relationship with my daughter," he said. "But [the reunion] was amazing."

 

He's holding out for a real deal, I'm sure. 

 

 

 

 

 

The other day Britney Spears actually wore pants, but yesterday she was back to wearing the mumu shirt as a dress. She also wore those hideous boots yet again. Does she own stock in that company or something?! I really hope she owns at least 100 pairs of those if not they must be toxic.  

 

Brit caused chaos yet again when she joined Alli Sims for a little shopping on Robertson yesterday. It looks like they went "dog clothes" shopping. Yeah, important shit. Brit was also spotted carrying around some kind of inhaler. It's probably filled with cheeto dust. If she doesn't have direct contact with artificial cheese dust for long periods of time, she'll go into shock.

 

 

 

 

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