Did Somebody Say Secret Witness?!

/ September 7, 2007
 
TMZ reports that lawyer Gloria Allred has a "secret witness" that wants to testify in the Britney Spears/KFed custody battle, but is "afraid." This witness wants to testify on September 17th. According to TMZ this witness is male. Gloria is on her way now to tell the judge that he's intimidated, but wants to testify.
 
Last week KFed's attorney tried to bring in his own secret witness, but the judge threw it out saying "we don't do secret witnesses."
 
Britney's lawyer said, "With all due respect to Ms. Allred, she's attempting to bring her own ring to what was already a three ring circus."
 
Who is this secret witness?! Let's see…it's either:
 
a) Chester the Cheetah
b) Gloria Allred herself, because she loves free publicity
c) Justin Timberlake, because he's SPF's real father (IF ONLY)
d) A drug dealer
 
Secret witness?! DRAMA. Gloria has been watching way too much Matlock!
 
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STFU Avril!

/ September 7, 2007
 
Avril Lavigne is really full of herself! In an interview with Q Magazine bitch basically acted like her shit doesn't stink. 

On dealing with her incredible success:
"Selling 24 million albums hasn't really affected me, but it has changed things. I can't walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won't get hassled. But that's OK. I was born to do this, and so I've learned how to cope."

Sweetie, they are only turning around to laugh at your ass, because you look like a poser fool!

On her competition:
"Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I'm tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It's good if you're not easily ignored. And I'm not."

Stronger image? Girls copying you? Darling, ten years ago you could waltz into any High School in America and see at least 10 girls that looked just like you and did it better.  

On her generosity:
"I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!' I also like to give stuff to people who are my 'workers,' especially if they don't make much money."

Give her a Nobel Peace Prize already! She's such a giving soul! The sad thing is someone is walking around New Orleans with an "Emily the Strange" t-shirt and creepers. 

On her polarizing personality:
"People love me and people hate me, but I'm comfortable in my own skin and that's what counts. And anyway if you do hate me, you're the loser, not me."

Avril please put out another album already, so it could tank and we'd never have to hear from you again!

Above is Avril looking like Penelope Pussycat with a bad dye job at Fashion Rocks last night.  

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Twinsies

/ September 7, 2007
 
Gulp! I must say Fergie Fug actually look…."alright"…..next to Steven Tyler or is that Janice Dickinson? I'll get back to you on that one. All on her own though, the Meth Face returns. She should keep Steven with her at all time. He helps take the meth from her face. It's like magic!
 
Here's Fergie Fug and Steven at last night's Fashion Rocks where the two performed together. Can't wait to hear that wreck.
 
Oh and you can get a hummer from Fergie on eBay! True story! 
 
 
 
 
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