Keira Knightley Has An Awful Life

Michael K / September 26, 2007

Just when you thought Keira Knightley had bitch and moaned about everything she could possibly bitch and moan about, she's at it again. We get it KK. Your life is truly terrible. Why don't you switch places with an African oprah then since your life sucks so hard.

Anyway, this time KK is telling us how horrible red carpets are. She told Allure Magazine, "I hate red-carpet events; I absolutely hate them. I don't like the fact that people write, 'Oh, you look like crap' in print. Or 'I don't like your arms!' "

I'm not Wonder Woman. I have self-esteem problems. Everybody does. You know, skinny people are allowed to feel shit about themselves."

"I haven't got a clue about how much I weigh. I do not own any scales."

If this slag spent less time whining and more time in acting class, she'd probably have a brilliant career ahead of her.

VIA People

Thanks Cat

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Pillow People

Michael K / September 26, 2007

Remember Pillow People?! Those things were some of my best friends growing up. Ok..ok…they were my only friends. Happy now?! Seriously, my pillow person was fucking beat as beat. It had stains all over it's ass yet I still slept and cuddled with it. No, not baby jizz stains! Get your mind out of the trash hole!

Seeing these pictures of Nicole Richie carrying around a small throw pillow at LAX yesterday reminded me of my old pals. Rest in peace Pillow People!