What is it about Scientology? They just grab on to those gays and don't let go! Travolta, Cruise and now Will Smith? Will told Men's Vogue that thanks to Tommy Girl he's been learning about Scientology.

 

He said, "I've studied Buddhism and Hinduism, and I've studied Scientology through Tom [Cruise]."

 

He went on to say, "Ninety-eight percent of the principles [in Scientology] are identical to the principles of the Bible. I don't think that because the word someone uses for spirit is 'thetan' that the definition becomes any different."

 

Jada Pinkett Smith apparently is also into that shit. The bull dykes love it too! A source told UsWeekly, "She's more gung-ho about Scientology than Will."

 

Why do lesbians always get "gung-ho" about things? Seriously! Parties at the Scientology Center must be the gayest events on the Earth. They probably dance to Kristine W with their shirts offf, pop E and "congregate" in the men's room.

 

Who are they going after next? Zac Efron? Ryan Gaycrest? Queen Latfiah?

 

 

 

Nicole Richie is knocked up, so maybe the hormones are effing with her brains. Nicole has reportedly agreed to help promote a product that saves lamp posts from dog piss. The product is from Swedish inventor, Lennart Jarlerbro, and is being called the dog urinal.

 

Nicole said,  "This invention is just so clever. It's a cute rubber cup attached to the post and a hose that pipes urine into the gutter."

 

The inventor said, "The average lamppost has a lifespan of 30 years but my invention could add a further 15 years."

 

It's nice that someone out there is thinking about our lamp posts! As a dog owner, it's bad enough having to bend over and pick up dog shit while everyone stares at you! The worse is when they get the runs and you have to wipe that nastiness….ok I'll stop. Now I can only imagine having to add a stupid ass rubber bowl to the post.

 

Nicole, please don't quit your day job. Wait, what day job?

 

 

 

This Turkey is expected to spend Thanksgiving in China. Paris Hilton is currently in Shanghai for some MTV event. Can she just stay there? While she's there we need to pass some law that skanks can't enter the country anymore. Wait, I'm going out of the country. Screw that. We'll come up with something else.  

 

I'm pretty sure the crabs are dressing her now. That's the only explanation I can come up with as to why she's wearing this. Crabs like bright colors.