They barely finished filming a couple of weeks ago and there’s already a “Sex and the City” teaser trailer out. The movie doesn’t hit theaters until May 2008. It looks like the same shit, but with more money. Think of the re-touching bill alone?! It’s about 4 old crows fighting over the last sugar-free Jello cup. Not really, but basically.

If I have to hear Sarah Jessica Parker say “Hello Lovaaaaaah” one more time I’m going to go down on Cynthia Nixon’s fug bitch girlfriend and that won’t be pretty for either of us.

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Thanks Andie