Yesterday, I posted a little bit about Donald Trump tipping $10,000 on a $82 bill at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica, CA. Well, it was a big fat lie according to Donald.  He said he wasn't even in California at the time.

 

He told Page Six , "This was done by the stupid restaurant to get publicity. It's not my signature."  

 

If it was true, the Donald would admit to it and require a full parade to honor his generosity. He's still an a-hole and a cheap ass. Phew. Carry on! I can continue my hate for him.

 

 

 

 

 

Assupuncture – concubine

 

 

If it takes that many shots of novocaine to dull the pain, maybe it's time you face the truth and admit you're not really gay. – MJF

 

Source: Break.com

 

 

 

 

Martha Dumptruck from Heathers

 

 

 

I absolutely adore Nicolas Cage's 23-year-old wife, Alice Kim. I love the fact that they met while she was waiting on him in a sushi restaurant when she was 20. I also love that she got knocked up quickly after they got married. Bitch knows what she's doing! She also looks like the biggest bitch ever. You just know she forces Nic to make Saks Fifth Avenue open up in the middle of the night, because she saw a bag she wanted while flipping through her Vogue magazine.

 

When these two divorce it's going to get ugly and I can't wait. I love that bitch. I want to be her best friend.

 

Here's Alice with her pepaw at the Japanese premiere of "National Treasure: Book of Secrets" in Tokyo.