Paris Hilton
Michael K / December 12, 2007
Paris Hilton
Michael K / December 12, 2007
Paris Hilton
Michael K / December 12, 2007
Shocking! Britney Didn’t Show!
Michael K / December 12, 2007
Brit Brit Spears was supposed to be deposed by KFed's attorney today at 10am. Bitch didn't show. KFed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, told TMZ that she claims to have some sort of medical condition. He said he will seek some sort of compensation from the court. He doesn't know when they will reschedule for.
A source close to Brit blames anxiety, "There's a million people outside of her house. She can see all the other madness (presumably she's looking at our live streaming video). The anxiety is making her sick. It's just too crazy."
Crazy in the head. It's the sugar in the Frapp! Hah. I bet you she'll be at the Four Seasons tonight and Starbucks before that. Sick my ass.
I knew she wasn't going to show. We should've taken bets. Yeah, the only problem with that is nobody would've bet that she would show up.
UPDATE: PageSix.com reports the deposition will happen sometime after the new year. Apparently, she got camera shy from all the media attention. There's a first time for everything.
Posh & Becks Go To The Rhino
Michael K / December 12, 2007
Posh and Becks were in Las Vegas for a few days while the Spice Girls made a stop there. The pair created a frenzy when they visited the Spearment Rhino strip club. The Las Vegas-Review Journal said, "When Beckham walked in, I’m told, the scene looked like a jail break.”
The two apparently spent 3 hours in a private room. I don't know what the Spearment Rhino in Las Vegas is like, but I went to one in California and that shit was beat. The girls were bruised and shit, tee-tottering on their broken heels and crap. You know those heels were broken from running from their pimps.
Posh probably likes that shit. It makes her feel better about herself.
Afternoon Crumbs
Michael K / December 12, 2007
Megan Fox has nipples and one is saying hello! – IDLYITW
Tara Reid rubs down her implants – Egotastic!
Heidi Montag lip-synchs for the paps. Will someone punch her in the mouth already? – Hollywood Tuna
Mandy Moore has no reason to be shy (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
George Clooney and his plastic-faced girlfriend – Just Jared
Katie Holmes in red skinny jeans and a busted face – Popsugar
No nude jacuzzi parties for Jessica Alba – Hollywood Rag
Why does Playboy keep putting Adrianne Curry on the cover? – The Bastardly
Twisted Sister Christmas – Cityrag
Chestica reunited with her Romo – A Socialite's Life