Paris Hilton
Michael K / December 13, 2007
Mary-Kate Gets A Little Action
Michael K / December 13, 2007
Ashley Olsen isn't the only one getting a little action lately. InTouch reports that Mary-Kate Olsen was all over "Brothers & Sisters" star Dave Annable at Teddy's in Hollywood.
A source said, "They were all over each other, they looked as though they couldn't get enough of each other! They were holding hands, cuddling and kissing throughout dinner." The pair were also seen at Chateau Marmont last week.
Dave apparently recently split with his girlfriend. So, let's see…the Olsens have been linked to Lance Armstrong, Josh Lucas, Nachos, Max Snow, David Katzenburg and who knows who else. Effing their way through Hollywood. SLUTS!
It's weird to me that all these dudes are caught making out with the Olsens in public. It's a little weird, because they are like little girls. Little dirty, girls. It would be like making out with one of the Goonies. I mean just imagine making out with "Chunk." Not hot.
Happy Holidays From Mandy Lepore
Michael K / December 13, 2007
Halloween came late at Marc Jacobs' Arabian Nights themed Christmas party last night in NYC. Marc showed up dressed like a huge camel toe. Hear that Sharon Stone? Marc doesn't like camel, so fix yourself!
Amanda Lepore stole the show by showing off her gorgeous cellulite. Seriously! I didn't know her skin was capable of that. She needs to go in for another full body stretch lift.
Marc Jacobs
Michael K / December 13, 2007
Amanda Lepore
Michael K / December 13, 2007
Tom Likes Katie In A Suit
Michael K / December 13, 2007
Katie Holmes told a bunch of lies to InStyle for their January 2008 issue. I'm sure bitch showed up with 10 of Tom's handlers and statements already memorized. She said marriage to Tom "made her life." Yeah, because your career was headed straight for Lifetime movies. I mean it's still headed there, but at least it's taken a slight detour.
"I still get like that, 'Whew.' When you fall in love, it's as though time stops. It's all-encompassing. I try every day to let him know how much I love him. It gets better and better. It has made my life."
Can this dumb bitch get more homo? I swear. Hanging around Tom has turned her into a sappy, gay man.
She also said they would like kids sometime in the future. They are probably working that out in the contract.
Katie also said that Tom loves her in a suit. "Tom likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then. I like it when he likes it. It makes me blush. He'll say, 'You look good. I hope security's going with you.' Now that gives me attitude."
She didn't mention the jock strap and strap-on.
