His Time Has Come

/ January 31, 2008

The Montel Williams Show will finally call it a day after 17 years. CBS announced that they will not make any new episodes, but they will air a full year of “Best of Montel” shows. Great. Another year of him?

Montel said, , ”I can’t say thank you enough to those who’ve welcomed me into their homes for the past 17 years. It has been both an honor and a joy.”

Personally, I never felt connected to Montel the way I do some of the other trash TV hosts. Montel is too fucking preachy and thinks he’s the voice of reason. I will sort of miss Sylvia Browne, because that bitch sucks as a psychic. The cat psychic in Santa Monica, CA is better than her. True story.

Yesterday, I was watching Sylvia on Montel and some chick asks her, “I didn’t get to say goodbye to my mother when she died. Did she love me?” Sylvia looked at her with that blank stare like she was a pork chop, swallowed and said in that husky smoker voice, “Yes, she loved you.” Um…get me a turban right now, because I could easily do that shit.

Here’s a hilarious video of all of Sylvia’s fuck-ups! The first one is the best. “Sylvia how did my daughter die?” Sylvia, “She was shot.” Then the mother says, “But, she just collapsed in her room.” Stupid bitch! That’s good shit.

Now that Montel is done, I expect to see Sylvia right next to the cat wearing a turban in Santa Monica!

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This Again

/ January 31, 2008

While I was dreaming of running through a field of daffodils with Sean Bean (I really was) Britney Spears was being hospitalized….AGAIN. This is how it went down. Brit’s new psychiatrist visited her last night and felt she needed help STAT. At least somebody is doing something. The shrink called the fuzz to help get Britney committed to the looney bin at UCLA Medical Center.

TMZ reports that the cops knew about this plan for a while. They were going to do it the night before, but didn’t. They had a code word for transporting Brit to the crazy house. Code word: “The Package.” I don’t like that. Code words are fun, but that was one is boring! I like Code Name: Eagle Frapp! Yeah, that one.

She is currently on hold at UCLA for 72-hours, but we know how that works. She will probably be out by lunch times. She’ll be having Taco Bell I’m sure.

TMZ reports that Brit has been calm through this whole thing and isn’t freaking out like the last time. She went willingly. They also claim that Sam Lutfi and her parents are having a huge fight as to who is calling the shots. Sam thinks he is, but Brit’s parents think they are. It’s all involves paperwork and who Britney put down and boring shit like that. The lawyers have been called to see who is calling the shots. I’m calling the shots! Put them all in the looney bin…FOREVER! Jamie Lynn included and Alli and London! He’s probably traumatized from all this and needs someone to bark to.

There were also reports last night that she tried to kill herself, but that wasn’t the case.

Here we go again……Above is a video of that dumb twat Bobby Trendy being an attention whore outside the scene. Blah…blah…blah…

UPDATE: TMZ reports that Brit is officially on a 5150 for 72-hours. There’s a good chance that will be pushed to 14 days. Brit’s parents, brother and Sam Lutfi are waiting to see who is calling the shots. That is being put on hold, because a judge is in charge now.

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 30th!!!

/ January 31, 2008

From the creators of Hannah Montana, comes Disney’s latest sensation! Morgan Oregon, He has the best of both worlds. – zomay

Runners-up:

Martin Short needs to just accept that his career is over and stop pulling stunts like this. – Migraine Sally

“Save the Queerleader, save the world” – Ginger Chang

Bonus! Here’s more pics of this hot bitch.

Thanks Mia

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