The empty spot next to Paris Hilton’s mug shot in the Hilton family album can now be filled with Barron Hilton’s mug shot. Kathy Hilton is definitely shedding a tear. She’s sentimental like that. In case you don’t know, 18-year-old Barron was arrested this morning for DUI. TMZ reports he blew .14. The legal limit is .8, but since Barron is under 21 the legal limit is 0 for him.

Don’t look so sad Barron. You’re a Hilton! Actually, that’s a good reason to be sad.

Susan Lucci and her husband, Helmut Huber, debuted her wax figure at Madam Tussaud’s in NYC today. I don’t know if they got this one right. The essence of Lucci’s glamour isn’t there. It looks like one giant bar of soap.

These wax figures are creepy. There’s something going on. Twilight Zone shit. Hmmm…I bet you they only make these wax figures to slowly replace the actual human themselves. Nicole Kidman’s wax figure is actually out there living her life. The real Nicole is living at Madam Tussaud afraid to come out and show her real wrinkles.

I love Lucci and her 2-foot tall wax figure.