Afternoon Crumbs

/ March 6, 2008

Alien Princess RiRi and Chris Brown “canoodle” in Paris. Yesh, this is what canoodling is – Just Jared

Kim Kardashian’s ass is not as spectacular as you think it would be – Egotastic!

Rachel Bilson’s hot man – Hollywood Tuna

Jakey and Reese are bored with Broadway and I’m bored with them – Popsugar

Hooker with an ice cream cone (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Celebrity man arms explained – Cityrag

Britney Spears causes nightmares – IDLYITW

Dancing with the Photoshopped Stars A Socialite’s Life

Bruce Willis loves pot – Hollywood Rag

Does Joel Madden have cataracts? HA! – Celebitchy

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Cynthia Nixon Talks Lesbo Love

/ March 6, 2008

Cynthia Nixon hasn’t really talked much about her 4-year relationship with Christine Marinoni. The two live in Brooklyn together with Cynthia’s two kids. Cynthia ended her relationship with her children’s daddy the same year she hooked up with Christine. Cynthia finally opened up to the media.

Cynthia told OK! Magazine, “I’m in a fantastic relationship. It’s been about four years. I’m in love with [Christine] because she’s her. If she were a man, would I be in love with her? I don’t know. We shop and cook and raise children – we both pitch in.” Christine isn’t a man? Since when?!

Cynthia also said her kids were fine with her coming out, “My son was very little [when it happened], but my daughter has a gay uncle [and her godmothers] are lesbians.”

Unfortunately, Cynthia didn’t divulge any sex tidbits. I’m dying to find out which one is the top. Aha! I told a funny. I think Christine was born with a strap-on. I know what’s keeping Cynthia with Christine. Christine looks like she could suck the pink out of a salmon. Every bulldyke I know claims they are champion eaters. One dirty bulldyke told me she should try out for the National Oyster Eating contest, because she loves it so much. Hear that sound? It’s me gagging.

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Another White Oprah Post!

/ March 6, 2008

It’s White Oprah day here on Dlisted. What have you done to deserve two White Oprah posts almost back to back? Well, you took a doody this morning and didn’t wipe. I saw you.

Anyway, W.O. spoke to PageSix.com at the premiere of “High School Confidential” about her new reality show. She said they had no choice, because “tabloids and reality shows are not going away. If they know who Ali is as a person, it’s better.”

She went on to say, “We’re doing it, because it’s not going away. We’re going to find a way to navigate through the waters of that, tabloidisim and just try to have a career and be successful. There’s no protection like the old days.”

No choice? I’m surprised she didn’t say Lindsay Lohan had no choice to get nude for a magazine, because the paparazzi were getting pictures of her hooha. White Oprah is amazing. She actually believes the garbage that comes out of her wrinkly lips. She probably practiced that speech in front of her magnificent magnifying mirror.

Michael Lohan was also at the premiere and was looking hot in Bugle Boy jeans. He also talked about the Lohan reality show, “Lindsay is a silver screen star; she’s an actress. I don’t think the reality genre is a place for her and I don’t think she thinks so either.”

Silver screen star? He’s drinking from the same glass as White Oprah. Yeah, reality isn’t the place for her. Porn is!

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Blind Items…I Guess…You Guess…

/ March 6, 2008

I am totally stuck on today’s Blind Items. Let’s see if you can get them.

Which hit show that has everyone guessing about its closeted male star also has a female co-star who plays for the home team? (Gatecrasher)

I have two guesses. Wentworth Miller and some muffin eater on Prison Break? Or one of those fruitcakes on Gossip Girl? I have no idea.

Which floundering pop star is hoping a unisex clothing line will rehab her nonexistent singing career?

I’m stuck on this one too. Obviously, it’s a has-been pop star who has been in rehab. Britney? Lindsay?

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Amanda Pagel Is Stupid

/ March 6, 2008

Brit Brit Spears’ drama will be featured on Bravo’s “Make Me A Supermodel” tonight. One of the show’s contestants, Perry Ullman, will get dumped by his girlfriend over the phone. Perry’s ex-girlfriend, Amanda Pagel, has been linked to Adnan Ghalib. Amanda was photographed with Adnan over the weekend and several tabloids said the two were dating.

Amanda called Perry earlier this week (the footage airs tonight) and said to him, “There is a huge story that has blown up about me and it’s not true. I can’t talk right now . . . this is over.”

Amanda is dumping hot ass Perry for landing strip? Is Sam Lutfi drugging her too? She’s nuts!

Source: PageSix.com

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White Oprah!

/ March 6, 2008

It’s been too long since I’ve seen this crusty and over-processed version of Mama Rose. Oh how I’ve missed White Oprah. W.O. dragged her 45-year-old daughter, Ali Lohan, out to meet Lindsay Lohan for dinner last night in NYC. Aren’t they a lovely family. Dirty, but lovely. I could wring all them out and probably provide Sunset Tan with enough fake tan liquid to last them a few years. Recycling!

And why must Lindsay always fuck the camera with her eyes? Must this slut try to fuck everything? Not even cameras are safe. I totally love her gorilla pubic hair coat. It must have cost her a pennies. Yeah right, she stole it.

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