And the Oscar Nomination Goes To…..

/ January 22, 2007

Salma Hayek and her two friends will announce the nominees for the 79th Annual Academy Awards tomorrow morning from Los Angeles at 8:38EST. I really get into it, so here’s my picks for the nominations. Unfortunately, Sharon Stone for Basic Instinct 2 and Lindsay Lohan for Bobby won’t get nominations.

Best Picture
The Departed
Little Miss Sunshine
The Queen
Possible Nomination: Letters from Iwo Jima

Best Actor
Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Departed
Peter O’Toole, Venus
Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness
Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
Possible Nomination: Ryan Gosling, Half-Nelson

Best Actress
Penelope Cruz, Volver
Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal
Helen Mirren, The Queen
Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada
Kate Winslet, Little Children
Possible Nomination: Renee Zellweger, Miss Potter

Best Supporting Actor
Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine
Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls
Jack Nicholson, The Departed
Brad Pitt, Babel
Michael Sheen, The Queen
Possible Nomination: Jackie Earle Haley, Little Children

Best Supporting Actress
Adriana Barraza, Babel
Cate Blanchett, Notes on a Scandal
Emily Blunt, The Devil Wears Prada
Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Possible Nomination: Rinko Kikuchi, Babel

Best Director
Bill Condon, Dreamgirls
Jonathan Dayton & Valerie Faris for Little Miss Sunshine
Stephen Frears, The Queen
Alejandro Gonzales, Babel
Martin Scorcese, The Departed
Possible Nomination: Clint Eastwood, Letters From Iwo Jima

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Anna Nicole Smith Can’t Handle the Truth

/ January 22, 2007

Tomorrow is the deadline for the DNA test of Danielynn Hope to estabilish who her daddy is. Anna Nicole Smith and her lawyers are currently working overtime to try and get the deadline pushed back. TMZ is reporting that Anna’s lawyers are trying to argue that it was never brought to a Bahamian judge.

Anna’s lawyers are trying to block the test by saying that the US lab that Larry Birkhead hired can’t legally perform a DNA test on Danielynn, because they don’t have work penises permits in the Bahamas.

Howard K. Stern and Anna have both said in the past that they are ready to get this party started, so they can clear their names once and for all. The party is starting, but they want nothing to do with it. Chickens! I really hope Dani belongs to Larry Birkhead! It totally bring Anna to a whole new level of NUTS.

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Brit Brit Takes SPF G-String Shopping

/ January 22, 2007

Britney Spears, SPF, his nanny and some other chick hit Trashy Lingerie in Hollywood, so Britney could buy some muffin and nipple covers. Some people think that it’s not right for her to bring her 1-year-old to a lingerie store, but why? I mean, it’s better that he sees her stuff covered up rather than bare. I mean, he needs his eyesight for learning and all. However, his eyesight was probably damaged at the sight of his mother’s truly hideous ensemble.

Furthermore, bring me JJ already!


Source: Celebrity Babylon

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No Jail Time for Paris

/ January 22, 2007

Unfortunately, Paris Hilton will not serve any jail time for DUI charges. The piece of trash pleaded no contest and decided she would rather cop a feel deal than fight. Paris was given 36-months of probation, a $390 fine and she must attend an alcohol education program. Alcohol education? Do they teach you how to make cocktails? I like that, sign me up!

Paris was arrested on September 7, 2006 in Los Angeles on suspicion of DUI. If she completes 40-hours of community service, her probation sentence will be reduced to 24 months.

NOT FAIR! Homegirl should’ve received life in prison with no paroll! Not for the DUI thing, but because we’re forced to look at her bird beak and wonk eye daily!


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Mrs. Garrett Calls Alexis Carrington a Bitch!

/ January 22, 2007

At last Tuesday’s Legends! premiere in Los Angeles, Charlotte Rae aka Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life has some words for the play’s star, Joan Collins. Charlotte calls Joan “a bitch” and says she’s “heard that she’s very hard to work with.” When shown the interview, Joan seems surprised and calls Charlotte an “old cow.”

ELDERLY HO FIGHT! I say these two both get in g-string bikinis, oil themselves up and have at it like real women do!


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Afternoon Crumbs

/ January 22, 2007

Eva LongWHORIA almost gets naked for Arena Magazine – Hollywood Tuna

Mandy Moore and Zach Braff’s depressed asses were perfect for each other – Just Jared

No more Borat? – Popoholic

Huge surprise, JP from Survivor is gay gay – Towelroad

Vince Vaughn’s orgy – Cityrag

Britney Spears’ album is going to tank – IDLYITW

Jessica Biel’s ass (literally) on a boat – Egotastic!

Maggie Gyllenhaal’s spawn isn’t fug at all, surprisingly – Popsugar

Posh Beckham gets a deal – Hollywood Rag

Everyone is suing Anna Nicole SmithASL

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