Vintage Bill O’Reilly

/ May 12, 2008

Bill O’Reilly is a dick and guess what? Billy has always been a dick! Here’s a little behind-the-scenes clip from the old days of Billy getting his diapers in a bunch on the set of Inside Edition over some words on the teleprompter. Billy goes through several takes, but finally explodes and screams, “FUCK IT! Do it live! I’ll write it and we’ll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!” Hahah. I like it when Billy gets mad. His little cotton candy hair bounces up and down.

You know the next day the teleprompter read, “Fuck you Bill! Do it live!

VIA Gawker

Thanks Ghost

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Would You Expect Anything Less From Heather Mills?

/ May 12, 2008

Heather Mills promised to donate $20,000 to a disabled mother in Russia to pay for her artificial legs. Of course, the hag never came through.

In 2003, Maria Rybkina lost her legs in a train accident. She took to the streets of Russia begging for cash to get her fake legs. Maria soon found help from a British couple, Robin and Inna Barratt, who tried to help her come up with the money. The couple decided to call Heather Mills’ foundation and they received a call back from her. Heather promised the couple that she would pay for Maria’s fake legs and all her surgeries.

Robin said, “She promised she would also provide all the medical support needed to get her walking again. She told us that because her charity only helped victims of landmines, she would support Maria from her own personal finances.” Heather even flew to Moscow and posed for a few pictures with Maria.

As time went on, Maria never saw the money. Heather kept making empty promises, but the cash never came through. The couple finally found a company to provide Maria with free artificial legs and now she can walk again. No thanks to Heather!

In her recent divorce case, Heather told the judge she needed over $1 million a year for her charitable work.

Yup, Heather is still the most vile cunt in the world. Every now and again, we need stories like this to remind us. Or we can just look at a picture of her. I’m surprised Heather didn’t give the woman two of her old left legs.

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I Totally Forgot About This Shit

/ May 12, 2008

The trailer for the second X-Files movie is out. I totally forgot they were making this shit. The other day I was wondering where the hell Gillian Anderson went. I figured she was busy playing Lady Macbeth in some community theater in the Midwest or something. No! She was busy making this shit. There’s bad news about the sequel. Amanda Peet is in it. Not Amanda Peet! She ruins everything. She ruins Christmas!

Anyway, above is the preview for The X-Files: I Want To Believe. Love, the title. I hope Celine Dion sings the title song. “I Want to Believe” sounds like one of her cheese diddies. This shit hits movie theaters July 25th.

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Alien Baby On Board?

/ May 12, 2008

Yesterday, I posted these pictures of Tommy Girl and his robot bride at David Beckham’s game the other day. Immediately, whores starting e-mailing me this picture of Katie with a little bump. Tommy Girl’s beady eyes have me locked, so I barely even notice the bump. I held up my standard sized bed pillow up to the bump to compare. It looks like Katie is using a small sofa throw pillow for her bump.

Seriously, Tommy is giving me the shakes. I should put a black bar over his eyes.

I’ve posed some other pictures below of Katie’s “bump.” I don’t know if she’s knocked up, but I do know that she’s wearing a shitty ass dress! Did Tommy Girl steal that from the “9 to 5” costume closet?!

In other TG news, he has been urged to seek medical attention, because he’s nuts. No, because he might have been exposed to asbestos. Asbestos was found on the Scientology cruise ship Freewinds. Tommy recently spent some time on the ship for meetings. A little thing like asbestos can’t keep Tommy Girl down! He’s immortal. Barley water makes you a God or something.

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No! No! No!

/ May 12, 2008

If this is true then the Beverly Hills 90210 remake is over before it even began! Nikki Finke reports that Tori Spelling will be back as Donna Martin. Sources say it’s official. This is not a good way to begin my Monday morning. Jennie Garth will return as Kelly Taylor, but she’s only a recurring character. I can deal with Kelly Taylor, but NOT Donna Martin. Anything but Donna Martin! Fuck, bring back that dumb skank Valerie instead of Donna.

A few weeks ago, Tori said that she would love to join the show. She said, “every show needs a MILF.” Obviously, she doesn’t know what a MILF means.

Hopefully, Donna Martin returns to Beverly Hills after a horrific car accident that has left her mute, blind and deaf. That way Tori can just sit there and nod and grunt every now and again. That I can deal with.

Below is the classic “Donna Martin Graduates” clip! Please! No more Donna Martin!

Thanks UrbanCougar

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