Birthday Sluts

/ September 20, 2020
Debbi Morgan (64)
Sammi Hanratty (25)
Phillip Phillips (30)
Charlie Weber (42)
The-Dream (43)
Jon Bernthal (44)
Asia Argento (45)
Moon Bloodgood (45)
Michelle Visage (52)
Kristen Johnston (53)
Gunnar Nelson (53)

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Matthew Nelson (53)
Nuno Bettencourt (54)
Maggie Cheung (56)
Deborah Roberts (60)
Alannah Currie (63)
Gary Cole (64)
George RR Martin (72)
Candy Spelling (75)
Sophia Loren (86)
Michu Meszaros (1939-2016)
Anne Meara (1929-2015)
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Open Post: Hosted By The Rock Ripping Off A Gate To Get To Work On Time

/ September 19, 2020

When it comes to commitment, there is dedication––and then there’s Duane “The Rock” Johnson who will literally tear the shit out of a wrought-iron gate rather than be late for work. And that’s exactly what happened yesterday when he was faced with a looming deadline that just could not be missed. I, for one, think this was a bad move. I mean, what a dummy. He had the ultimate rich-person excuse for staying home: “Sorry guys, I can’t come into work today. The gate outside of my mansion was acting up and wouldn’t open for me. Now I’m stuck inside. I’ll probably need the weekend off, too.” 

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Katie Holmes And Her New Man Continue Their Make Out Tour Throughout New York City

/ September 19, 2020

Yes, Katie Holmes and her new boyfriend, Emilio Vitolo, Jr., were papped again yesterday, exploring each others mouths. This time in and around NYC’s Central Park, masks strapped comically to their chins each time. Like, girl, we get it. You’re in love. You escaped Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx, so you deserve it. But please, take him to, like, Barneys and get him a fedora or a stetson hat or something and throw that pageboy cap into the Jackie O reservoir. Seriously, nobody is getting paparazzi attention on this coast like Katie and Emilio––Ana de Armas is positively SHOOK!

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Kanye West Claims He’s Going To Help Taylor Swift Get Her Masters Back

/ September 19, 2020

Lyricist, master wit and completely competent Presidential candidate Kanye West once said about his on-again, off-again arch-nemesis, Taylor Swift: “I made that bitch famous”. Well, looks like he’s going above and beyond once again for his “protégé,” because after getting out of Twitter jail, he kept on, kept on, on Twitter and vowed to work with “family friendScooter Braun to get Taylor her masters back after they were famously acquired by Braun and Scott Borchetta in their Big Machine Label Group purchase last summer. Why do I have a feeling that Scooter just hit the block button Kanye’s number?

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The Emmys Will Be Handed Out By Presenters In Hazmat Tuxedo Suits

/ September 19, 2020

Basically, this year has been an exercise in just keeping it together. Most of us have spent the last six months lying on the couch, pants-less, with Cheetos in our hair. So, for anybody hoping to catch a glimpse of some much-needed GLAMOUR from our biggest TV stars, you are probably out of luck because this year’s all-virtual Emmy Awards––slated to be, as host Jimmy Kimmel describes, like no other––is going to feature presenters in full-blown hazmat suits. Naomi Campbell’s influence continues!

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ September 19, 2020

Pop-Tarts Crunch Cereal!

Pop-Tarts Cereal exists today, but it’s not Pop-Tarts CRUNCH Cereal, which Kellogg’s farted out in the 1990s. In 1994, Kellogg’s probably figured that people were getting bored of getting their highly nutritious breakfast of nothing but a buttered regular Pop-Tart, so they put out Diabetes in a bowl in the form of Pop-Tarts Crunch Cereal!

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