Night Crumbs

May 18, 2023 / Posted by:

While Martha Stewart admits that getting filler here and there is a good thing, she denies ever getting touched by a plastic surgeon’s scalpel. After Martha’s tip-moistening Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition spread came out, some accused her of getting lifted and tucked in the face. But 81-year-old Martha says she’s never had plastic surgery and she just takes good care of her skin, wears hats and SPF in the sun, and drinks green juice. Err, Martha, you’re BFFs with Snoop Dogg. We know you’re not “drinking” the green unless you’re talking about weed drinks. And I bet Martha got a natural brow lift from raising her brow so much while reading her nemesis Goopy Paltrow’s bullshit – Celebitchy

Here’s the trailer for Martin Scorsese’s Killers of the Flower Moon movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Lily Gladstone, and Robert De Niro. I heard two sounds from the future while watching the trailer. The first was the sound of Oscars clinking together as they fall into Scorsese’s lap. The other sound was the sound of me snoring since, like The Irishman, this movie is almost THREE AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS LONG. I dare Martin Scorsese to try to stay awake during his own movie! – Lainey Gossip

Rachel Bilson claims that she lost out on a gig because she said on a podcast that she likes to get “manhandled” during fuck times. The gig must have been for Hallmark or a Hallmark-like channel. To which I say, Rachel Bilson gets fired for talking about sex yet DJ Tanner doesn’t lose gigs over her sinful antics!?!- Pajiba

Eddie Murphy is in talks to play Inspector Clouseau in a Pink Panther reboot directed by the guy who directed the Sonic the Hedgehog movie. The reboot will be a mixture of live-action and CGI, and the Pink Panther will be an actual character in it. The Pink Panther will team up with Inspector Clouseau to solve a crime. Okay, the first crime they should investigate is the crime that is this reboot – The Hollywood Reporter

Alec Baldwin is officially somebody’s pepaw because Ireland Baldwin gave birth to her first child, a daughter named HollandJust Jared

Disney has shit-canned its plans to build a $1 billion office complex in Florida. So in the battle of Disney vs. Ron DeSantis, the current score is: Mickey Mouse – 5, DeSantis – 0 (like him) – Variety

While negotiating with her granddaughter Riley Keough over money from Lisa Marie Presley’s trust, Priscilla Presley also requested to be buried next to Elvis at Graceland when she dies. That request was shot down. But I bet that the ghosts of Elvis’ mom and dad are still going to haunt Priscilla for making such a request. Because they’re buried next to their son and one of them would’ve had to be moved to make way for her – Us Weekly

Pic: Ruven Afanador/Sports Illustrated


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