Archives: March 2023
Disney Pulled A Fast One On Florida Governor Ron DeSantis With A Clause That Involves King Charles III
As a grand jury voted to indict Donald Trump today, his GOP nemesis, Florida governor Ron De Santis is still fighting Mickey Mouse. Last month, Ron De Santis held a big press conference to rub his decision to penalize Disney for mildly opposing his so-called “Don’t Say Gay” bill right in the nose of their gayest character, Mr. Busy the Beaver from Lady and The Tramp. But if it seemed like Disney was being awfully blase about Ron stripping them of power over the Reedy Creek Improvement District, which they’d had almost complete jurisdiction over for 50-plus years, there was a very good reason for it. According to The Guardian, Disney had an ace up their sleeve the whole time. In the days leading up to Ron’s preening announcement that there was “a new sheriff in town,” Disney and the existing Reedy Creek Governing board had quietly added a clause in their agreement that called upon a higher power; King Charles III, AKA Him? Royal Highness Charles the third, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, AKA Chucky Trips.
FYI: Khloe Kardashian Doesn’t Miss Her Old Face
Khloe Kardashian has changed her face so much that she’s pretty much a living reboot of that Dana Carvey movie The Master of Disguise. And in the recent past, she’s hit back at people for bringing up her ever-changing mug. And that happened again yesterday on Instagram when one of her followers asked her, “Do you miss your old face?” But after spending Lord knows how much to completely transform her looks, obviously, her answer was, “No.” But she really should’ve said, “Which old face, be specific!”
Sebastian Bear-McClard, Emily Ratajkowski’s Estranged Husband, Has Been Accused Of Sexual Misconduct By Several Women
Variety reports that Emily Ratajkowski’s movie producer ex, Sebastian Bear-McClard, isn’t just an alleged cheater. He’s also an alleged creep who’s being accused of sexual misconduct by three women. And I use “women” loosely, as one of them was 17 years old when she was allegedly targeted by Sebastian, now 42. Another was 18 and claims she once caught Sebastian messaging a 15-year-old girl. 31-year-old Emily has yet to comment on the allegations, but sources close to her tell Variety that she’s “not surprised.” Join the club!
Open Post: Hosted By The New Breakfast Flavored Cup Noodles
Spring is a time of rebirth, so Big FoodBev has seemingly been putting in work to disgust and/or delight us with “innovative” new products. Finally, there’s a convenient new food worthy of washing down with that limited edition Peepsi! Cup Noodles (or “Cup O’Noodles,” if ya nasty) just released a new instant ramen flavor: breakfast.
Jonathan Majors’ Attorney Releases Text Messages From His Alleged Victim To Try To Prove His Innocence
A quick second after the internet got another potent dose of This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things when Jonathan Majors was arrested for allegedly attacking his girlfriend in NYC, his lawyer, Priya Chaudhry, pulled a Johnny Depp by claiming Jonathan is the only victim in all this. Priya Chaudhry claims they have video footage that will clear his name and that the alleged victim took back her allegations. If you’re looking for the supposed video footage that will prove his innocence, then you’ll only find crickets and mothballs out there because that footage hasn’t been released. But Priya Chaudhry did release text messages to Jonathan from his girlfriend on the day of his arrest. And well, I don’t know if it’s the smoking gun that Jonathan’s team thinks it is. It’s more like one of those prank water guns that backfires and squirts water onto your face when you pull the plastic trigger. Because I don’t think these texts are helping his case.
Lana Del Rey Is Reportedly Engaged
Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd? And, more importantly, did you know that sources tell Billboard Lana Del Rey is engaged? Well? Didja? I didn’t! But good for her. Last we heard, Lana was dating musician Jack Donoghue, and fans speculated that the flowers she received on Valentine’s Day were from him. But, apparently, Lana’s fiancé is a whole new guy: it’s Evan Winiker, a managing partner at the talent agency, Range Media. Phew! He’s not a cop!