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Aldi’s Dick-Shaped Easter Marshmallows!
Easter is less than a month away on March 9, so of course, companies have been using the resurrection of Jesus to try to resurrect their sales with Easter stuff. That’s not shocking. But what is shocking is that there are customers who are actually buying up Easter shit today when it will be 50% off on March 10! But I can’t hate on the ALDI customer who recently bought a bag of “marshmallow bunnies & chicks.” Because it looked less like a bag of marshmallow bunny and chick friends and more like Aldi’s way of letting us all know that we need to eat a bag of dicks!
Twitter user, @missviaborsi, was doing a little shopping at Aldi when she allowed the Easter spirit to move her to pick up what she thought was supposed to be a bag of marshmallow bunnies & chicks. But then she noticed that those chicks looked more like dicks, and let Aldi know about it on Twitter. And Aldi’s social media intern played dumb and shrugged. Please, we all know Aldi mixed up the chicks mold with the uncut dicks and balls mold on purpose, knowing that dick sells! I guess Aldi is short for AllDICK.
We can't even defend this one https://t.co/TvwZIDz3yi
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) March 6, 2023
And Aldi’s social media intern continued to play it up on Twitter:
No comment👀 – Aaron
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) March 7, 2023
I would pay a visit to my local Aldi to get some puffy peen in my mouth, but I just know that as soon as I walk in, the cashier will quickly look me up and down and say, “Here for the bag of dicks? Aisle three.”
Pic: Twitter