BREAKING: Jessica Simpson Shared A Picture Of Herself Peeing Outside
Between her 2020 memoir, Open Book, and her recent short story about one of her ancient Hollywood hookups, it seems like Jessica Simpson has hit the stretch of her long career where she’s decidedly ready just to let it all hang out. And in that vein, she also decided to prove that she’s still the silliest goose at church camp by posting a picture on Instagram of her draining the main (lady)vein in the grass in the middle of an outdoor photoshoot set. Maybe “outdoor pisser” was one of the line items on publicists’ “don’t date Jessica Simpson” client guidelines? Though neither Jessica’s crotch nor urine was visible in her post, as per usual, the internet had thoughts.
According to Page Six, Jessica posted the pissing pic late last week and chalked her yard urinating up to “set life.”
Jessica Simpson shared a snap of herself crouching down on the set of an outdoor photo shoot and peeing in the grass.
“When you gotta go, you gotta go,” the “Dukes of Hazzard” star captioned the Instagram post Friday, which showed her wearing a white top and beige boots with her long, blond hair styled in beachy waves.
“Set life #BTS,” she added.
Here’s the piss post:
Lots of people in the comments were weirded out and came for Jessica’s sucio oversharing.
Simpson’s fans were were divided in the comments section, with some labeling the post TMI and others thanking the “With You” singer for keeping it real.
“I get this is normal…. But taking a photo of it and posting it online….. weird,” one of the top comments read.
“I’m sorry but nobody needs to see that. And it’s not funny! Just attention seeking! So sad,” a second person chimed in.
“You don’t have to post everything you do online lady,” another wrote.
But others came to cape for their relatable queen.
“Dude. These comments do not pass the vibe check,” one fan commented. “She’s always been goofy. Y’all are just looking for reasons to judge and hate. Get a better hobby.”
“These comments though 🙄,” another wrote. “all I see is a girl bending over laughing.. sheesh relax people.”
“Your [sic] human, thanks for sharing 😂 and ignore the haters,” a third added.
Stylist Rachel “Chupacabra” Zoe even hit the comments to say, “Omg I’m so happy NOTHING has changed @jessicasimpson 😂😂😂😂 dying;” so apparently, outside peeing is a Jessica Simpson signature move. It seems high time for Jess to use some of that fashion empire profit to hire a “no!” person. Not seen: Papa Joe–because after pushing Jessica to “hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!” for her big shoot that day, he disappeared to put on his “outdoor photoshoot grass” camouflage costume before silently lying on the earth in wait!
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