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During production on season four of You, Penn Badgley told series co-creator Sera Gamble that he knows he signed a contract, but asked if he could stop doing “intimacy scenes” (no word if that includes sidewalk jack-off scenes). Sera granted his wish, and so you won’t see any thrusting Penn Badgley naglas in a faux fuck scene on You this season. The reason Penn gave is a Neal McDonough-esque one. Penn, who is married to Domino Kirk, says that “fidelity in every relationship, including my marriage, is important to me.”  Well, they could’ve gotten around that by pulling a move straight from that other Netflix project with You in the title, You People, and CGI’d a kiss between Penn Badgley and Jonah Hill – Deadline

Somebody, please stop Laura Jeanne Poon and her criminal ways before it’s too late. I mean, she’s teaching her children to be callers instead of texters! – Celebitchy

Here’s the trailer for Fast X featuring CGI fuckery, Rita Moreno, CGI fuckery, a flash of Jason Momoa titties, CGI fuckery, YouTuber Brie Larson, CGI fuckery, and what looks like a mini Face/Off reboot starring Michelle Rodriguez and Charlize Theron – Lainey Gossip

Okay, how much did JLo pay this Grammys seat filler? – Pajiba

Don’t be surprised if you see Alec Baldwin trying to return one of his babies for cash at Costco, because he’s got even more legal bills to pay now that he’s been sued by Halyna Hutchins’ parents and sister – ABC News

I was wondering why I got a 50% off deal for a Life Alert in the mail, and now I know why. It’s because Kimberly Stewart and Benicio Del Toro’s surprise baby is now a tween – Just Jared

Roseanne Barr is talking again, and yup, she’s still burping up a pile of whininess. So carry on, nothing new to see here! – HuffPo

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