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Nicola Peltz’s billionaire father, Nelson Peltz, was trying really damn hard to get on Disney’s board. Nelson’s investment company Trian Fund Management owns $1 billion in Disney stock, but we all know that (Warning: SARCASM ALERT) Mickey Mouse is every kind of honorable and can’t be bought! Disney argued to its shareholders that Nelson wasn’t qualified to sit on the board because he knows as much about showbusiness as his son-in-law Brooklyn Beckham knows about photography, cooking, fashion, and everything else Posh’s kid tries to get into. But Nelson argued otherwise. Well, today, a day after Disney laid off 7,000 employees, Nelson Peltz announced that he has finally given up his fight for a board seat. I know that many look at this as a win, but it isn’t. Now we may never get to see the Millenials’ answer to Meryl Streep, Nicola Peltz, finally bring some true acting talent to a Marvel movie. What a loss for the art! – Reuters
FYI: Esther Perel was Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers’ marriage counselor – Celebitchy
That leaping Lincoln dog, the Dodge ram, and the Buick goddess are about to sue Brendan Fraser for defamation, because while talking about boycotting the Golden Globes, he called a GG trophy a “hood ornament” – Pajiba
Nicole Kidman has either Botoxed her eyes wide open so she never sleeps, or she’s cloned herself, because she’s somehow found time between all her other limited series to star in a Kay Scarpetta show with Jamie Lee Curtis – Variety
John Travolta did “a check is a check” remix of Summer Nights with Donald Faison and Zach Braff for a T-Mobile Super Bowl commercial. And in the ad, John looks like he’s either still upset from his break-up with wigs or he’s realized the cheesy shit he’ll do for a check – SOW
Beautiful grouchiness IS Harrison Ford’s interview with The Hollywood Reporter – Lainey Gossip
Dionne Warwick mourns the loss of her friend and musical partner, the great Burt Bacharach – HuffPo
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