Night Crumbs
Yellowstone, the IT show for middle-aged dads who pose with a big fish in their Tinder profile pics, is still a hit after five seasons, but it looks like the show’s star, Kevin Costner, is sick of slumming it on a TV series for Paramount+ and wants out. Kevin is basically not-so-quietly quitting the show by letting producers know that he’s only available for one week to shoot the rest of season five’s episodes. Kevin spent 50 days shooting the first half of the season. So obviously, this is a problem, and Paramount+ has reportedly declined Kevin’s offer and will instead move some of the show’s other stars onto a spin-off starring Matthew McConaughey. This is a good thing, because Matthew will be too busy starring in his own Yellowstone spin-off (Yellowstoner?) that he really won’t have time to run for Governor of Texas. But when is Paramount+ going to finally give us what we really want, which is for them to greenlight Jellystone, a gritty drama starring Yogi Bear as he battles shady developers who want to build condos on his land – Pajiba
The world premiere of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania happened last night in Los Angeles, and I was once again reminded of what a huge lie-teller Evangeline Lilly is because she promised us she quit Hollywood! But she didn’t, and she showed up to last night’s premiere looking like what you’d get if you ordered Sandy Duncan from DHgate – Celebitchy
Speaking of Ant-Man, one of its other stars, Jonathan Majors, served Panty Creamer poses in Ebony’s Valentine’s issue – Lainey Gossip
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s baby-producing affair with his housekeeper drove his then-wife Maria Shriver to seek help from JESUS. Well, more specifically, she went to a convent – Jezebel
STILL AT IT: ex-Pink Floyd bandmates Roger Waters and David Gilmour are – HuffPo
After Offset denied fighting with his cousin Quavo at the Grammys, backstage footage has come out of Cardi B screaming, “both of y’all is wrong” at two people off-camera. And those two people were probably Offset and Quavo. When Cardi was asked by Entertainment Tonight about what she was settling backstage, she said, “The only thing I settled was my outfit, honey.” I guess Cardi B spent some time in Media Training Academy, because old Cardi would’ve ordered a beatdown on that reporter instead – Entertainment Tonight
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