Open Post: Hosted By An Ohio Animal Shelter That Will Name A Litter Box After Your Ex For Valentine’s Day

February 5, 2023 / Posted by:

It’s almost Valentine’s Day. And you know what that means. For couples, forget about it until the actual day and then panic buy some limp flowers or cologne at Marshall’s. For the newly single, it’s a time of angst and woe. When CVS is decked out in pink M&Ms and giant red teddy bears, consumerism makes it hard to ignore that you’re alone this year because of your stupid ex. Rather than mope at the bar or slash the tires of a Toyota Camry, why not inscribe their name on a cat’s toilet? An Ohio animal shelter offers this service to fundraise and, more importantly, help the heartbroken by letting them be petty!

If you feel like you’ve been scorned, dedicating a litter box to an ex is not a bad way to go AND it helps dogs and cats. It’s a win-win! But you gotta do it before Valentine’s Day. via UPI:

An animal shelter in Hamilton, Ohio, is holding a unique fundraiser as a lead-up to Valentine’s Day.

The Animal Friends Humane Society said Wednesday it will name a cat litter box after an ex romantic partner.

The gesture will cost $5 per box, while the promotion will run until Feb. 12.

The shelter will then reveal all the sponsored litter boxes, names included, in a Facebook post on Valentine’s Day.

$5 is cheaper than a therapist, and you’d be helping a cat pee in peace. I know it’s for Valentine’s Day, but does it have to be an ex? I currently have some beef with the Xfinity customer service lady who has been blowing me off when it comes to issues with my internet service. I was supposed to get a call back last week! If anyone deserves to be immortalized on a litter box, it definitely should be DONNA!

Pic: Axel Bueckert/iStock

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