David Harbour And Lily Allen Show Off Their Newly Renovated Brooklyn Home In Architectural Digest

February 1, 2023 / Posted by:

Odd couple Lily Alan and David Harbour don’t seem to have much in common besides both being in a relationship that makes you go “hmmmm?” For one thing, Lily grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth, and it shows. Right down to the proliferation of them nestled behind the chintz covered cabinets in the “plain English kitchen” of the newly renovated “stately late-19th-century Italianate brownstone” she and David recently shared with Architectural Digest. Whereas Davis is a self-proclaimed “suburban boy from Westchester” with a “middle-of-the-road aesthetic,” and it shows. Right down to the “wall-to-wall floral carpet” in the “primary bath–cum–sitting room” which features “sink stands crafted from Louis XVI–style commodes of gilt bronze and parquetry.” Fuck the Eagles — Lord knows, if you’ve ever met one of these Westchester meat head types, they WILL talk your ear off about parquetry.

But these crazy love birds actually have more in common than you might think! Neither of them are “interested in formality, especially with Lily’s kids in the house,” which is probably why they had David do most of the talking during their tour. Lily may act like an easy, breezy good time girl, but do you know who her parents are? She’s practically royalty. Here’s the tour. Tag yourself! I’m the panel of wallpaper in the living/garden room where the repeat pattern doesn’t line up.

To be honest with you, I would pay a premium to stay at this AirBnB if only for David’s little hot water tap. But I weep for the loss of David’s last house which was featured in a 2019 AD Open Door.

You know what they say, where plants can thrive, so can children. Unless that is, they are the unfortunate “offspring of entertainment industry figures,” which, according to Lily, means “their parents are probably narcissistic.” At any rate, tiny ponytail aside, I doubt Lily’s girls would have called David’s place “the clown house,” like they do this new one.

Pic: AD via YouTube

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: [email protected]

alt="drupal analytics" >