In this world, nothing is certain except death, taxes, and an 81-year-old Martha Stewart boastfully posting thirst traps. So it’s no surprise that Martha just dropped a fresh double batch of selfies from the salon chair on our asses. In her initial post, her face looked curiously smooth and youthful despite her caption specifying she didn’t use a filter and instead attributing her “skin looking good” to the lighting, a Dry January, and Pilates every other day. But besides a smattering of praise from blue-checked celebrities, the comment section was mostly people telling Martha to get real. So Martha then shared the other selfies she took (which looked much more believable) and doubled down on her amazing skin. She reiterated that it’s all due to a great diet, great exercise, great dermatologists, and NO filters or facelifts. Basically, Martha’s skin is just “a very good thing.”
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Brother Shared A Photo That PROVES Prince Andrew Is Innocent Of Bath Time Footsies
When Johnnie Cochran asked his client OJ Simpson to stand up in court and try on that leather glove during his murder trial, Johnnie established an (allegedly) bullet-proof “volume formula” defense for (allegedly) getting away with murder. And although Prince Andrew hasn’t been charged with a single solitary crime, he’s apparently using his contacts on the inside (of prison) to deploy a similar strategy in an effort to free himself from the shackles of unpopularity. According to The Daily Beast, Andrew’s “dear friend” Ghislaine Maxwell has apparently gotten her brother, Ian Maxwell, involved in Andrew’s life-or-ego death struggle for vindication.
And now it’s time for America’s favorite game: WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Today’s episode features nonbinary soul singer Sam Smith because it’s finally their turn. Sam dropped visuals for their latest single, I’m Not Here To Make Friends, and Sam wasn’t lying with a title like that. Because in the video Sam is bold, brash, and really doesn’t give a damn what you think. But since Sam is not some skinny pop tartlet shoving her tits and ass in our faces Sam’s creative expression has been facing backlash online with people asking, you guessed it, WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN! And luckily, Sam is getting support from fans who are emphatically replying, “Fuck them kids!”
Brandi Glanville Was Kicked Off Of “Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip” Following A Fight With Caroline Manzo
Usually, the words “girls trip” conjure up images of ladies drinking all day and then bussing it wide at a club at night to unwind and reconnect. But unfortunately, when the “girls” are women from the Housewives franchise, you can best believe there will be no time for unwinding or relaxing. Actually, there will only be time for drama and even more drama, as has been exhibited in the fourth season of Real Housewives Ultimate Girl’s Trip. And now two Housewives OGs, Caroline Manzo from Real Housewives of New Jersey and Brandi Glanville from Hell (aka Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) have ignited a brand new beef with each other that resulted in the two of them leaving the production, but for very different reasons.
Kanye West Is The Subject Of A Battery Investigation After Snatching A Photog’s Phone, And Kim Kardashian Scolded A Pap Who Asked Her About It In Front Of Her Kids
Despite Kanye West being a boil on the ass of this nation (and Australia without even having stepped foot there), it seems like people are still eager to photograph and record him, most likely in an attempt to catch him acting the fool. On Friday, he did just that (again) when he walked up to the car of a photographer recording him, snatched her phone, and whipped it into the street. She reported the incident to the police, and Ye’s now being investigated for battery, so hopefully, there’s at least one lawyer out there somewhere he hasn’t completely repulsed yet. And though Kim Kardashian was probably secretly elated for him to continue to make her look like the more stable parent to their four children, she was noticeably irritated when a pap asked her to comment on the incident.
As we know, 64-year-old pop Queen Madonna is going to embark on a tour to celebrate her 40-year music career. Since her Celebration tour begins this July and goes through to December, I’m just hoping that her knee can make it to even September, as her Madame X tour in 2020 had her canceling shows due to “overwhelming pain.” Do you know who else feels that overwhelming pain Madonna went through? Universal Pictures, the studio behind the Madonna-directed Madonna biopic that was shit-canned after her tour was announced. Sources say that Universal knew they were gonna shelf the movie before the tour because it’s been costing them millions and nothing has even happened yet. It looks like the Madonna biopic is already a money-hole, and it didn’t even come out. At least Amsterdam tanked after it got released.