Night Crumbs
The full trailer for the Sidney Prescott-less Scream 6 is out, and in it, we see Ghost Face terrorizing New York and the triumphant return of Kirby (Hayden Panettiere). But the most shocking part of the trailer is that Gale Weathers (Courteney Cox) still has a landline, and Ghost Face calls her on it. Honestly, I’m shocked that halfway through the call, she doesn’t hang up and *69 Ghost Face. She may as well go full 90s phone call Ghost Face’s ass – The Verge
What in freakum dress Endora meets Tony Orlando and Dawn HELL is Jennifer Lopez wearing? – Lainey Gossip
The BAFTA nominations are out, and many are calling it the BAFFLED nominations since Ana de Armas got a Best Actress nom for Blonde. But Marilyn Monroe should save some of her grave rolling for Tuesday morning because that’s when the Oscar nominations are announced… – The Hollywood Reporter
Don’t expect Sarah Michelle Gellar to write a Joss Whedon tell-all called Jossy The Healthy Workplace Slayer because she says she won’t “get anything out of it. I’ve said all I’m going to say because nobody wins. Everybody loses.” – Celebitchy
Horny mom coochies everywhere are crying sorrowful tears today because Starz has announced that Outlander will end after its 8th season. Although, fans shouldn’t put away their Outlander-brand lube just yet, because a prequel is in the works – SOW
The Gossip Girl revival, which I’m surprised wasn’t shit-canned after episode one, has been canceled after two seasons – Just Jared
Republican turned Independent turned Dem-For-Pay, Ben Savage is reportedly going to run for congress and wants the House seat currently held by Rep. Adam Schiff. Ben has been accused of racism, and his brother was fired from The Wonder Years reboot for allegedly being an asshole creep, so he probably figures he’d fit right into the world of politics – WeHo Times
David Crosby, legendary founder of The Byrds and Crosby, Stills & Nash, and legendary shit talker until the very end, has died at 81. Rest in peace, David Crosby – Billboard
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