Night Crumbs
Bonnie Bartlett of Little House on the Prairie and St. Elsewhere has been married for 72 years (!!!!) to William Daniels, who was also on St. Elsewhere, was the voice of KITT on Knight Rider, and later played Mr. Feeny in Boy Meets World. In her memoir, Middle of the Rainbow, 93-year-old Bonnie writes that early on in their marriage, she and 95-year-old Willy kept things open, and they were allowed to pass their fuck parts to others. But the open marriage became a closed one in the 1970s when her husband’s relationship with a producer “devastated” her. It’s a good thing for Bonnie that she put an end to her and Willy’s community crotch fun times in the 70s because if she didn’t, the 80s would’ve been a mess for her. Just think of all the mechanophiliacs who’d throw themselves at him, hoping he’d do the KITT voice in bed – People
Voting for the 2023 Oscar nominations ended yesterday (nominations will be announced on Tuesday), and ahead of all that, there was a last-minute push from several Hollywood actors to nominate Andrea Riseborough for Best Actress for her performance in To Leslie. I swear, if this messes with Michelle Yeoh’s Oscar chances… I’ll do nothing but scream “fuuuuuck” from my sofa on Oscar night but still! – Pajiba
Meanwhile, at the Saint Laurent Menswear show in Paris, Jenna Ortega served Disney reboot of Eyes Wide Shut (six words that should never go together) – Lainey Gossip
Tyler James Williams of Everybody Hates Chris and Abbott Elementary opens up about how his battle with Crohn’s disease nearly sent him to Jesus – Celebitchy
Kristin Chenoweth regrets not dropping a lawsuit on CBS’ lap over the accident on the set of The Good Wife that left her with a cracked skull. And if she did file that lawsuit, her star witness would probably be the hair extension that saved her – HuffPo
In th3 opposit3 of shocking n3ws, a M3GAN s3quel is coming in 2025 – Just Jared
The co-chairs for this year’s Kunty Karl Lagerfeld-themed MET Gala have been announced. And once again, Anna Wintour has proven that she can do nothing right since Choupette Lagerfeld is NOT a co-chair! – E! News
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