Night Crumbs
M3GAN, that horror movie about a long-lost Olsen triplet killer robot doll starring Allison Williams and produced by Jason Blum (seen above in M3GAN drag at the premiere), is out tomorrow, and the reviews are in. I thought it was going to sweep the Razzies, but it looks like it will sweep the OSCUHs instead (not really)! Because the reviews are nearly all positive, calling it fun, scary, and a future cult classic. Since M3GAN is a critical hit and she’s a breakout star, her PR team might want to sweep her social media accounts for any past shit that can get her canceled because you know those jealous bitches Chucky and Annabelle are joining forces to try to take her ass down! – Digital Spy
The year is 2023, and I was just reminded about the time in 2009 when a naked video leaked of Eric Dane, his wife Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche. And I was reminded about that because nearly five years after they filed for divorce, McSteamy and the Noxzema Girl are probably back together – Just Jared
If you consider hate-watching an Olympic sport and you’d like to get the gold medal in it, then this is something that may help you achieve that dream. MTV is burping up a gay Real Housewives-like reality shit show called The Real Friends of WeHo, and the cast includes Todrick Hall and Brad Goreski – Queerty
A famous person got a tattoo of Cillian Murphy on their thigh, and surprisingly it wasn’t Dame Judi Dench who got it to cleanse her body from her temporary Harvey Weinstein ass tattoo – Pajiba
Despite the fact that THEE Michelle Yeoh is in it, fans and critics think The Witcher: Blood Origin should really be called The Witcher: Bore Origin – Celebitchy
It was the Night of the Kes at the New York Film Critics ceremony because Ke Huy Quan picked up the award for Best Supporting Actor for his performance in Everything Everywhere All at Once, and Keke Palmer picked up the award for Best Supporting Actress for her performance in Nope – Lainey Gossip
Brace yourselves for the return of that goddamn Millie Bobby Brown homophobic meme because her Stranger Things co-star (and Doja Cat’s rival for about two seconds) Noah Schnapp has come out as gay on TikTok! – Teen Vogue
A sliver of Lenny Kravitz’s left nalga would like to wish you a belated Happy New Year – SOW
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