Ashley Olsen Reportedly Got Married To Louis Eisner

January 5, 2023 / Posted by:

Ashley Olsen and her twin, Mary-Kate Olsen, are noted Hollywood recluses–unless they’re popping up in the news to remind us that they’re Hollywood recluses or one’s getting secret married or messily divorced. This time, Ashley, who’s one-half of Michelle Tanner and The Row fashion collection, got secret-married to Louis Eisner, an artist and the son of two mega-rich people. The Bel-Air ceremony was small and private, and I would wager a guess there wasn’t a dry eye or healthy lung in the house.

According to Page Six, Ashley and Louis have been together for over five years but have only appeared publicly a handful of times. They walked a red carpet together, and Louis once posted an Instagram Story showing Ashley on a hike wielding a machete (which ranks pretty highly on my list of “things I didn’t expect to ever put into words”).

Olsen has been dating Eisner since 2017 — but the couple are intensely private and rarely appear together in public.

They only even appeared on a red carpet together for the first time last September. The event was a celebration for Young Eisner Scholars, a nonprofit founded by Eisner’s dad, attorney Eric Eisner, who was once the president of the David Geffen Company.

The groom’s mother is Lisa Eisner, the jewelry designer and one-time West Coast editor of Vogue.

Last year, Eisner, 33, shared a rare photo of his girlfriend as they hiked together — with the Row fashion designer carrying a machete along a hiking trail.

Here are Ashley and Louis on a fully-cloaked walk and enjoying their favorite past time:

And here’s that one time they attended an event together:

As we know, the Olsens love a good scion, so this union was written in the stars. Ashley and Louis made it official at the end of December in a characteristically clandestine fashion with a very small guest list.

…Ashley Olsen married her longtime beau, artist Louis Eisner in a hush-hush ceremony at a private Bel-Air home last week, sources exclusively told Page Six.

We hear that only a few dozen guests attended the event on Dec. 28.

Specifics about the ceremony are unclear, but one insider told Page Six that “it went late with 50 people or so total.”

A rep for Olsen, 36, did not comment.

How rude!” that we weren’t given a glimpse of the dress code, which I’m sure only included shades of black and gave a buccal fat limit, or the menu, which presumably only included a variety of cigarette brands to choose from. Congratulations to the flatly affected couple! May you have a lifetime of oversized, draped black fabric and never have to take refuge in the Hamptons while getting the courts involved to stop each other from disposing of personal property from one of your other homes while you’re still living in it.


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