Night Crumbs
There’s a teaser trailer for the Sydney-less Scream 6, and in it, Ghostface takes Manhattan and terrorizes the subway. Okay, but Ghostface isn’t the most terrifying thing on the subway. That title will forever belong to someone sloppily eating a messy egg salad sandwich in a packed car – Pajiba
Oh, I see that Adam Driver did a huge renovation on his house, and it cost a fucking lot. Okay, I don’t know that for a fact, but that’s one of the only explanations I can come up with for why his thespian ass took a check for doing 65, an action movie where he plays a pilot who has to fight dinosaurs after accidentally time-traveling to the prehistoric era. I can’t totally hate, though, since it looks like the kind of Amazon Prime movie I’d drunkenly watch at 1 AM on a Saturday – Just Jared
During a chat for Variety’s Actors on Actors series, Glenn Powell and Kate Hudson took turns happily kissing Tom Cruise’s Scientolohole – Lainey Gossip
Here I was thinking that Jennifer Coolidge was born with a fuck deficiency, but she says that she barely entered her Don’t Give A Fuck era, and she’s loving it – Celebitchy
Director Patty Jenkins didn’t need to be tied up in the Lasso of Truth to tell us that the rumor she quit Wonder Woman 3 is a lie – SOW
Yesterday’s signing of the Respect For Marriage Act at the White House brought out THEE Cyndi Lauper, who serenaded everyone with True Colors, and Sam Smith, who probably made some tricks clutch all of their pearls by crooning about a one-night stand – Stereogum
It looks like TLC has been watching old episodes of 30 Rock for show ideas. Because 30 Rock gave us MILF Island, and now TLC is giving us MILF Manor. That mess puts eight moms into a mansion (aka Leonardo DiCaprio’s scariest idea of a haunted house) with a bunch of younger dudes. There’s a SHOCKING TWIST, and many of the Twitter comments under the trailer believe that the young dudes will turn out to be the MILF’s sons. But I don’t know; if PornHub taught me anything, it’s that the group of guys will be made up of their stepsons, their sons’ best friends, and pizza delivery guys.
Welcome to #MILFManor! Eight hot moms leave home for the chance to find love with men half their age, but they're greeted with a shocking twist. The new series premieres January 15th at 10/9c on @TLC. pic.twitter.com/SdkuyotqLi
— TLC Network (@TLC) December 14, 2022
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