Lady Susan Hussey, One Of THE QUEEN’S Ladies In Waiting, Resigned After Repeatedly Asking Black Charity CEO Ngozi Fulani Where She Was “Really” From

In a totally shocking turn of events, one of the Royals did something racist. Introducing Lady Susan Hussey, THE QUEEN’S former Woman of the Bedchamber (a top lady-in-waiting), Lady of the Household (that’s the title King Charles gave her after THE QUEEN’S death), and Prince William’s godmother. Last night, 83-year-old Lady Hussey attended a charity event at Buckingham Palace, also attended by Ngozi Fulani. Ngozi runs Sistah Space, an East London non-profit that supports Black women affected by abuse. Ngozi says Lady Hussey approached her ten minutes into the event. She moved Ngozi’s hair (!!!) to look at her name badge and asked, “Where are you from?” Oh no. Ngozi answered, “Sistah Space.” Lady Hussey asked again. Ngozi answered that her charity was based in Hackney. But we all know that’s not what Lady Hussey meant. She wanted to know where Ngozi’s “people” “really” came from. “What part of Africa are you from?” Ngozi transcribed Lady Hussey’s horrifyingly racist line of questioning on Twitter. After the post went viral, the BBC reported that Buckingham Palace had released a statement saying that “the individual concerned” was sorry and had immediately resigned from her position. Prince William also made his own statement. He said, via a spokesperson, that “racism has no place in our society.” Racism? Bad? Groundbreaking.

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Pete Davidson Is Really, Really Into The “Girl Of His Dreams” Emily Ratajkowski And Wants His Mom To Meet Her

Now that Pete Davidson has been released from the klaws of Kim Kardashian, he has cast his net back into the dating pond, but he didn’t stay single for long. Because this is Pete Davidson we’re talking about, and also because he hooked himself a brand new fish in the form of Emily Ratajkowski, and he has no plans of tossing her back anytime soon. And for Pete, “anytime soon,” probably means a “couple of weeks,” since I’m sure he’ll be on to the next hot starlet before the year ends. But for now, Pete has become so smitten with EmRata’s mannequin gaze and lips like Jagger that he’s ready to take her home so his mother, Amy Davidson can give her stamp of approval on this accelerated rebound relationship. And somewhere in the world, Brad Pitt is doing a teary-eyed wall slide in his shower, thinking about the one that got away.

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Dr. Oz Wants Back Into Mainstream TV But Sources Say “No One” Will “Touch Him”

Dr. Mehmet Oz gave up his daytime talk show after 13 seasons to run for Senate in Pennsylvania, and well, he lost hard, and now, no one is reportedly willing to help him return to the mainstream spotlight. Yeah, being a pretend civil servant isn’t as fun as being a glamorous television doctor hawking bullshit “medical” advice! Everyone knows that!  But now that Oz has learned his lesson, it’s too late. And it seems the only place he’ll be back on TV is right-wing shit. Well, then maybe he can get a gig playing a doctor on one of Candace Cameron Bure‘s uber-conservative stinkers?

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Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Settle Their Divorce, And He Will Pay Her $200K A Month In Child Support

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s unholy union is officially officially OVER! After years of terrorizing the masses with their stale, manufactured love they’ve finally reached the final round of The Divorce Game by settling their assets and cutting ties with one another for good. But their most precious, permanent assets are their children North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm. In their child support agreement, Kim will be receiving $200K a month from Kanye, and the payments are due on the first of each month, which will definitely eat away at Kanye’s millionaire status in no time since his bank account is rapidly wasting away into a pile of skin and bones.

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Fishtopher, the rescue cat who went viral for his “sad and depressed” face!

Seen above looking like he just spotted me coming out of the shower (CORRECTION: He’d have no eyeballs if he spotted me coming out of the shower since they’d explode from the pain of it all), Fishtopher is an adorable mound of fluff who found viral fame after his Petfinder listing said that he’s very sad and depressed. Join the sad and depressed club, Fishtopher! But thankfully, Fishtopher is a lot less sad and depressed today because he’s been adopted and is now living in his forever home! Although, he may still be sad and depressed since his new humans kept the name Fishtopher.

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