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The Carrot, the big beautiful fish who just might be the world’s biggest goldfish!

Never mind that The Carrot’s posing skills are a zillion times better than any Jenner or Hadids (but then again, a wet rock’s posing skills are better than a Jenner or Hadids) and that it’s got the kind of pouty lips that Lisa Rinna would trade her entire family in for, it might be the Overlord of the Goldfishes! People says that British fisherman Andy Hackett recently caught The Carrot and nearly broke his arm bones from holding up the 67-pound orange wonder before returning the fish back to the water.

Andy caught The Carrot at the BlueWater Lakes fishery in Champagne, France. Andy knew that was The Carrot’s home because 20 years ago, the fishery’s manager, Jason Cowler, dropped the goldfish in there when it was just a guppy. Jason put The Carrot in the fishery to give customers something different to fish for, but The Carrot’s been pretty elusive ever since. Andy didn’t think he’d ever catch The Elusive Carpteuse, but he finally did, and it only took him 25 minutes to reel in that magnificently big bitch. And after the two had a photo shoot together, Andy released The Carrot back into its watery kingdom:

“I knew it was a big fish when it took my bait and went off side to side and up and down with it. Then it came to the surface 30 or 40 yards out and I saw that it was orange,” continued Hackett. “It was brilliant to catch it but it was also sheer luck.”

Hackett released The Carrot back into the lake after posing for photos with the creature.

“She is in excellent health and condition,” Cowler noted. “Congratulations to Andy on a great catch.”

At 67 pounds and 4 ounces, The Carrot is twice the size of the goldfish that was believed to be the world’s biggest. That 100-year-old goldfish weighed was caught in Minnesota in 2019 and weighed in at 30 pounds.

Here’s Andy posing with The Carrot, who is probably thinking, “Um, give me a few cartons of those fish flakes or leave me alone already!”

Hopefully, other fishermen will leave The Carrot alone from now on, and the next time we hear about The Carrot is when we’re all sitting in its stomach after it’s gotten so big that it’s devoured the entire planet. Move over Moby Dick; here comes Moby Carrot!

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