Kanye West Tweeted That He’s Going On A 30-Day Speaking, Porn, And Sex Cleanse (Tweeting Not Included)

November 4, 2022 / Posted by:

Another day means another hot and fresh batch of bullshit from Ye. In between paying out settlements to former employees for exposing them to his antisemitic rhetoric and gearing up to purchase Parler (so he can say even worse things than he already has without getting suspended every couple of days), Kanye West took time out of his busy schedule of finding new ways to dwindle his kids’ inheritance to post on Twitter that he’s going to shut his ignorant suck hole, close his Pornhub browser tab, and say “no” to sex for 30 days. However, he says that he’ll still be tweeting.

Billboard says that Kanye tweeted yesterday about his talking, porn, and sex fast, which I’m sure will be broken much sooner than 30 days from now since this trick’s in a long-term relationship with self-destruction. But, Ye asserted that his Twitter would continue to be “lit,” and lit it’s been since. He started by defending NBA player, Kyrie Irving, who’s also in hot water for spewing antisemitic garbage (despite donating some cash as a weak attempt at atonement).

“I’m not talking to nooobody for a month,” he captioned a post that reads, “I’m taking a 30 day cleanse, a verbal fast. No alcohol, no adult films, no intercourse.” He concluded by noting that his “Twitter still lit,” implying that he will still be active on social media during his cleanse.

Ye continued his Twitter spree by praising basketball star Kyrie Irving, who has also been controversial about in the news in the past few years.

Here’s the tweet announcing his cleanse:

And then shit he had to say about his “brother” Kyrie:

He then called out other Jewish people in the biz, like billionaire Jamie Salter:

Ye then went after Shaquille O’Neal for criticizing Kyrie and doing business with Jamie Salter.

But Shaq was having none of that shit and tweet-dunked on him:

He also “exposed” celebrity trainer, Harley Pasternak, who seemingly threatened him via text that he needs to get his shit together, or else.

But not to worry, he will have some nice things to say about Jewish music exec/totally standup guy, Scooter Braun, once he rests his hateful bones.

So basically, this “cleanse” means nothing since he’s been cooking up an impossible-to-keep-up-with shitstorm on Elon Musk’s Twitter ever since declaring it. It’s basically the batshit equivalent of wailing “I quit!” at the McDonald’s manager after already being fired for pissing in a vat of pickles (was it just my small hometown that had a rash of McDonald’s pickle-vat-pissers?). Because after all of his recent despicable actions, no one wants to talk to him; no one wants to fuck him (except maybe Candace Owens); and, no one wants to do business with him so he won’t need to have porn up on his phone in an attempt to prove a point during meetings. Kim Kardashian, do us all a favor for once and come get your baby daddy’s phone and throw HIS into the ocean this time, or at least change his Twitter password to “PeteDs10inchD.” You finally have a chance at redemption here.

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