Kanye West Tweeted That He’s Going On A 30-Day Speaking, Porn, And Sex Cleanse (Tweeting Not Included)
Another day means another hot and fresh batch of bullshit from Ye. In between paying out settlements to former employees for exposing them to his antisemitic rhetoric and gearing up to purchase Parler (so he can say even worse things than he already has without getting suspended every couple of days), Kanye West took time out of his busy schedule of finding new ways to dwindle his kids’ inheritance to post on Twitter that he’s going to shut his ignorant suck hole, close his Pornhub browser tab, and say “no” to sex for 30 days. However, he says that he’ll still be tweeting.
Billboard says that Kanye tweeted yesterday about his talking, porn, and sex fast, which I’m sure will be broken much sooner than 30 days from now since this trick’s in a long-term relationship with self-destruction. But, Ye asserted that his Twitter would continue to be “lit,” and lit it’s been since. He started by defending NBA player, Kyrie Irving, who’s also in hot water for spewing antisemitic garbage (despite donating some cash as a weak attempt at atonement).
“I’m not talking to nooobody for a month,” he captioned a post that reads, “I’m taking a 30 day cleanse, a verbal fast. No alcohol, no adult films, no intercourse.” He concluded by noting that his “Twitter still lit,” implying that he will still be active on social media during his cleanse.
Ye continued his Twitter spree by praising basketball star Kyrie Irving, who has also been controversial about in the news in the past few years.
Here’s the tweet announcing his cleanse:
I’m not talking to nooobody for a month pic.twitter.com/g1JYFmCGEo
— ye (@kanyewest) November 3, 2022
And then shit he had to say about his “brother” Kyrie:
You can’t be anti-Semite when you know you are Semite pic.twitter.com/9EAwXjsURa
— ye (@kanyewest) November 3, 2022
He then called out other Jewish people in the biz, like billionaire Jamie Salter:
Jamie then said he’s actually got the 51 percent on both those deals
We as the creators and talent get so caught up in our vanity that we don’t read or understand the fine print
Like Dave Chapelle said, we need to stop giving up control over our own names and our likeness pic.twitter.com/7eAkBn6goE
— ye (@kanyewest) November 4, 2022
Ye then went after Shaquille O’Neal for criticizing Kyrie and doing business with Jamie Salter.
They make us bully ourselves because of our business alignments pic.twitter.com/NG5c0V1Wa8
— ye (@kanyewest) November 4, 2022
But Shaq was having none of that shit and tweet-dunked on him:
Believe me you don’t know me like that. Worry about your business, and to quote the once great Kanye west “ I got more money than you, so why would i listen to you” take my advice get your family business in order. Have a great day brother.
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) November 4, 2022
He also “exposed” celebrity trainer, Harley Pasternak, who seemingly threatened him via text that he needs to get his shit together, or else.
I was told that if I expose the truth of the bad business practices everything is gonna be taken from me Including my black children
And everyone has bore whiteness to the public Emmett Tilling of Ye
But GOD has put something on my heart not to backdown pic.twitter.com/HiKnVuAOls
— ye (@kanyewest) November 3, 2022
What should be obvious by now is that I was raised to stand for my truth regardless of the consequences
So I will say this again I was mentally misdiagnosed and nearly drugged out of my mind to make me a manageable well behaved celebrity pic.twitter.com/3kRuxoLcts
— ye (@kanyewest) November 3, 2022
This shows Harley admitting to knowing the truth of our origin but then later dismissing the facts within the same text chain Mind you This is how a Hollywood trainer speaks to a far more influential black celebrity when we get out of line pic.twitter.com/iywzCiAViJ
— ye (@kanyewest) November 3, 2022
But not to worry, he will have some nice things to say about Jewish music exec/totally standup guy, Scooter Braun, once he rests his hateful bones.
I’m a bit sleepy but tomorrow…. : ))) I promise it will be allll love speech guys I promise pic.twitter.com/sHn1O2YK8v
— ye (@kanyewest) November 4, 2022
So basically, this “cleanse” means nothing since he’s been cooking up an impossible-to-keep-up-with shitstorm on Elon Musk’s Twitter ever since declaring it. It’s basically the batshit equivalent of wailing “I quit!” at the McDonald’s manager after already being fired for pissing in a vat of pickles (was it just my small hometown that had a rash of McDonald’s pickle-vat-pissers?). Because after all of his recent despicable actions, no one wants to talk to him; no one wants to fuck him (except maybe Candace Owens); and, no one wants to do business with him so he won’t need to have porn up on his phone in an attempt to prove a point during meetings. Kim Kardashian, do us all a favor for once and come get your baby daddy’s phone and throw HIS into the ocean this time, or at least change his Twitter password to “PeteDs10inchD.” You finally have a chance at redemption here.
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