Country singer and actress turned face of dysfunctional marriages, Jana Kramer, is the one woman alive who made Khloé Kardashian look tough when she decided to stay with her ex, former football player Mike Caussin, who was a serial cheater and once said to her face he would dump her if she were the one to cheat even once. She finally filed for divorce last year, and I guess now it’s time for a single, scorned woman narrative because Jana is on this week’s episode of Red Table Talk. Jana tells RTT hosts Jada Pinkett-Smith, Willow Smith, and Adrienne Banfield all about how Mike was passing his peen to more than 13 other women. There needs to be some kind of facility that houses people like Mike and Tristan Thompson–some kind of home for wayward peens.
Jana and Mike were married for nearly six years and have two kids, a six-year-old daughter Jolie, and a three-year-old son, Jace. Shit got rocky for them early in the marriage, and back in 2016, Mike entered rehab for sex addiction. They stuck together and wrote a book about staying together (yikes) and also hosted a podcast about it (bitch, what?!). Anyway, if you’re struggling with sex addiction, do not go to whatever rehab Mike went to because afterward, he continued cheating on Jana until she finally announced on Instagram that she filed for divorce in the spring of last year, and she had to pay him. Now, Jana is on RTT ready to spill the details of her husband’s dick that doesn’t quit stepping out on her, via E! News:
“I know we’re both in better situations,” Jana, who filed for divorce from Mike in April 2021, said while fighting back tears on the Facebook Watch series. “But I think about this year, my kids won’t wake up at my house Christmas Day. That one’s gonna hurt.”
“…That’s when I get like, that’s not fair,” Jana continued. “”You took away my dream too of what I wanted for my family. That’s not fair.””
Jana says that she put up with Mike’s dick gathering up a baker’s dozen worth of side pieces because she really wanted a family and was looking for her self “worth through a man.” She also explained how she came from a broken family and ignored red flags throughout the relationship, including his cheating within a month of their dating. Within a month?! A mess. And when she finally decided to leave him for once and for all, she trashed his Xboxes (yeah, plural), via Us Weekly:
After deciding to file for divorce, Kramer said she “shattered so many things” in the house she shared with Caussin, including a glass pantry door. “Me and my girlfriends, we took a bat to it,” she recalled. “And we just shattered it. I destroyed all of his Xboxes and all those things that he said was his only vice. I wrote all over his tux. I went real crazy for a minute.”
Honestly, 13 side pieces in six years seems a bit low for a busy slut like Mike. When Jana asked him how many side pieces he’s had, he may have been starting to say, “1300,” when she stopped as soon as she heard “13” since that was bad enough. I mean, if Mike’s traveling dick got a stamp for every random cooch it’s visited, it would’ve definitely gone through a few passport books.
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