Who Is September’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

October 17, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Billy, the pussy who ignored Paper Lace’s advice and decided to be a hero by saving his human from a scary heart attack situation, won August’s Hot Slut of the Month battle by getting nearly 47% of the votes. Will Billy be able to bring the Hot Slut of the Year crown back to catmanity (the one and only HSOTY cat winner was Spaghetti Cat in 2008)?! That is the question, but Billy may get some help in bringing the HSOTY back to the hot pussies of the world from Eclipse, the alleged Chicken McNugget-thieving cat, who is up for September’s HSOTM. As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes, and the fourth was picked by me. Your choices for September are:

Colin Mitchell, the hot, bearded UPS driver from Iowa whose hotness hit peak chonies-destroying levels when he rescued two dogs from possibly drowning. While making a delivery, Colin noticed two dogs in the yard pool and he got a weird feeling about it. When he investigated, he noticed that the dogs were trapped in the pool by its solar cover and so he saved them! In possibly related news, dog costume sales are up 400000% among thirsty Iowa hos who own a pool.

Sheryl Lee Ralph’s Emmy Speech, the instantly iconic speech, complete with an opening number, that Sheryl Lee Ralph gave while accepting the Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for her performance in Abbott Elementary. In definitely related news, knee surgeries are up 400000%from how hard people stood up and clapped for Sheryl Lee Ralph’s Emmy-winning Emmy speech!

Eclipse, the cat who was accused by her human of stealing Chicken McNuggets! But I’m sure that Eclipse will eventually be found not guilty in a cat court of law, because well, in a cat court of law, you’re innocent even if proven guilty.

La Bussi, Spain’s new transportation mascot and a new power bottom icon!

Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be crowned in a week on Monday, October 24!

UPDATE: It’s kind of hard to vote against a hot piece in shorty shorts who saved dogs, so of course, Colin Mitchell won your votes and hearts! Colin is our new HSOTM and will go on to the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals next year. Thanks to all who voted!

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