While it has been approximately three months since Ezra Miller has been publicly accused of a crime, those of you in the Burbank area who wisely signed up to receive Ezra alerts on your phone for whenever the actor is within a 5-mile radius, already know that Ezra was on the Warner Bros. lot last week. And this time it wasn’t just to blow smoke up the studio’s ass so they would continue to fund Ezra’s true passion project— Ezra Miller: The World’s Most Fascinating Person. According to The Wrap, Ezra was actually there to work! Which really just adds to their overall mystique, don’t you think? Imagine- an artist, activist, and proud member of the proletariat, all wrapped up into one Spandex onesie. Watch out world, there’s nothing Ezra can’t do, including a week of pickups on the $200 million movie they’ve been threatening to tank. No seriously, watch out. Please update your Ezra Alerts app accordingly. And keep all your eyes open; they could be anywhere.
Back in August, Ezra briefly came in from the cold (after the humid heat of Hawaii and the crisp chill of Vermont by way of the frigid streets of Iceland and the snowy expanse of North Dakota) to meet with Warner executives and assure them they were up to the task of completing the movie they were paid to star in without Interpol getting involved. And so far (as we know), they’ve kept their word. The Wrap reports:
Ezra Miller shot a day of pickups last week on the Warner Bros. lot for the standalone “The Flash” movie, TheWrap has exclusively learned.
“The Flash” is expected to reset Warner Bros.’ DC movie timeline and set a new stage for DC films going forward. According to an insider with knowledge of the project, the film has been testing positively.
Miller, the embattled star of “The Flash” who has drawn national headlines for a series of troubling personal events and attention from law enforcement, previously announced they had entered into treatment for “complex mental health issues” and apologized in a statement to media about their recent behavior.
Neither WB nor Ezra have reported what, if any, concrete steps Ezra’s taken to deal with their “issues,” nor have they been specific about what those issues are other than “complex” and “mental,” which is already as plain as the nose on the face with all the painted on eyes Ezra wore at that one Met Gala. Was it camp or “complex mental health issues?” Because, yes, we can see your nose plainly, but what’s up with all this other shit? Why do six of your seven eyes have eyelashes on them, and why are you parading around with your face on a stick, and why the Lucy van Pelt wig? And what’s up with those eyebrows? Or is that result of too many smoky eyes gone wrong? And why did you allegedly kidnap a child? And why do you allegedly have so many guns lying around? And why is The Flash suddenly one of your “favorite roles to play?” when it’s as plain as the irregularly lashed spider-eyes on your face that Ezra Miller: The World’s Most Fascinating Person is the only role you’re really invested in. Too bad the pay is shit, huh?
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